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A mental illness that occurs when you no longer care about right and wrong, just so long as your ideological "team" wins a piece of political ground, real or imagined. Rampant among American citizens who have hopelessly given in to the two-party political system. Its a fear that if you open your mind to your opposition that you are being coerced by evil. It's the feeling you get when you begin to resent family or friends during a heated political argument. The belief that any dissenting opinions other than those held by the doctrines of your party or denomination hold an evil agenda.
The conservative politician from Alabama spoke in favor of gay rights. I didn't trust him at first but it might have been my own sense of teamism that kept me.

"Max Talbot is on the Bruins now? I hate that guy."
"But you said in '09 when he scored two goals in game 7 that you would suck his dick. That's some bullshit teamism, dude."
"I know. He's still awesome and it pisses me off."

You cannot despise people who suffer from teamism and teamist thoughts. If someone you care about cannot talk to you about something they feel is important without belittling others for thinking differently, be kinder to them and never bring up the topic again. The bile and bullshit they inject life's petty squabbles with have to iron itself out.
Teamism by deincredibles March 5, 2015
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Teamiseration

The feeling of disappointment and mental anguish upon discovering that one has finished their cup of tea without realising.
I thought I had some tea left, but to my teamiseration I found my cup already empty!
Teamiseration by Lloey May 18, 2009
the best religion ever u should totally join it cos tam is super cool
im a firm believer in tamism
tamism by truth2345 May 26, 2021

Teamsmash 

Originating at the RC(Air)C summer course Survival Instructor Course, (6 week course) a Teamsmash is when a large group of Survival Instructors shit in one blue rocket (portapotty) on the day they are leaving on the bus after graduation day
F Sgt: Sgt you gotta totally teamsmash on your last day of SI this summer, carry on the tradition for me.
Sgt: that's disgusting but alright

Army Course cadet enters a teamsmashed portapotty
army course cadet: you guys are fuckin nasty man!
SI's laugh their asses off
Teamsmash by Sergeant B. May 13, 2010

Teamiseration

An English word referring to the moment where one lifts a cup of tea to ones mouth expecting a refreshing slurp of tea only to find the cup is empty.
I went to take a drink from my cup of tea, only to find I had none, the feeling of teamiseration was so immense and final
Teamiseration by Zombie_rick May 18, 2009
a word to describe a favorability to a certain group or team.
Why isn't wiz khalifa performing black and yellow at the superbowl?

i guess that would be teamist.
Teamist by sketchsketch February 24, 2011

Teamsmanship 

The act of supporting your fellow brosephuses in the art of the picking up.
Hey Brett, the way you quarintined that girl today was bad teamsmanship for the rest of us. We were stuck answer questions about your faithfulness.
Teamsmanship by Taylork April 20, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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