dirty sock condom

A dirty sock condom is the condom that has been in the bottom of your sock drawer since your dad gave it to you during your freshman year of high school.

"Sorry I used a dirty sock condom last night. It was all I had."

by Freddie Mercy February 23, 2014

Sausage sock

Slang for condom. Australian origin.

"Excuse me, could you please tell me where the condoms are?"
"Oi Michelle! Where are the sausage socks?"
"Aisle 5!"
"Aisle 5 mate"
"Thanks"

by Pentasyllabic June 21, 2018

Sloppy Socks

When you dropped an ice cube and forgot to kick it under the fridge so it melts and you step in it later

Christian didn’t kick that ice under the fridge, now I have sloppy socks!

by ZombieMortality November 03, 2021

Tube sock

When partially withdrawing as far as your helmet from doggy position the Labium minus is inverted to form a sheath resembling a rubber steering boot, a toilet plunger or a section of tube sock.

It appears only an asian or latino is tight enough to give me a tube sock....

by Niceone January 28, 2019

Sock Jocks

When one wears socks in his underwear to enhance the size of his package

When one uses socks to enhance the size of their package whilst wearing underwear . It looks like he is wearing sock jocks

by Titanic88 May 24, 2017

moss sock

when something in a video game goes wrong also used as an insult

dude, that last game was so moss sock

by konii February 28, 2021

Fuzzy socks

Fuzzy socks are usually what they give people in mental institutions. Instead of calling somebody crazy I coded it as fuzzy socks.

Sister : You keep attracting them crazy girls.

Guy : I don't know why because I'm stable minded. After all the stories I told you, you ain't see me lose my mind yet.

I be tryna stay away from dem fuzzy sock bitches mane. I can't do the crazy girls. Fuzzy socks is for the crazy girls.

by Roadrunner Raph May 30, 2024