finding my sock

*mom walks in*

mom: What's going on in here??!?
*girl pops out from covers*
"Just finding my sock!"
by clamsarke January 12, 2017
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dirty sock condom

A dirty sock condom is the condom that has been in the bottom of your sock drawer since your dad gave it to you during your freshman year of high school.
"Sorry I used a dirty sock condom last night. It was all I had."
by Freddie Mercy February 23, 2014
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Sausage sock

"Excuse me, could you please tell me where the condoms are?"
"Oi Michelle! Where are the sausage socks?"
"Aisle 5!"
"Aisle 5 mate"
"Thanks"
by Pentasyllabic June 21, 2018
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Sloppy Socks

When you dropped an ice cube and forgot to kick it under the fridge so it melts and you step in it later
Christian didn’t kick that ice under the fridge, now I have sloppy socks!
by ZombieMortality November 03, 2021
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Tube sock

When partially withdrawing as far as your helmet from doggy position the Labium minus is inverted to form a sheath resembling a rubber steering boot, a toilet plunger or a section of tube sock.
It appears only an asian or latino is tight enough to give me a tube sock....
by Niceone January 28, 2019
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Sock Jocks

When one wears socks in his underwear to enhance the size of his package
When one uses socks to enhance the size of their package whilst wearing underwear . It looks like he is wearing sock jocks
by Titanic88 May 24, 2017
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moss sock

when something in a video game goes wrong also used as an insult
dude, that last game was so moss sock
by konii February 28, 2021
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