by clamsarke January 12, 2017
A dirty sock condom is the condom that has been in the bottom of your sock drawer since your dad gave it to you during your freshman year of high school.
by Freddie Mercy February 23, 2014
"Excuse me, could you please tell me where the condoms are?"
"Oi Michelle! Where are the sausage socks?"
"Aisle 5!"
"Aisle 5 mate"
"Thanks"
"Oi Michelle! Where are the sausage socks?"
"Aisle 5!"
"Aisle 5 mate"
"Thanks"
by Pentasyllabic June 21, 2018
When you dropped an ice cube and forgot to kick it under the fridge so it melts and you step in it later
by ZombieMortality November 03, 2021
When partially withdrawing as far as your helmet from doggy position the Labium minus is inverted to form a sheath resembling a rubber steering boot, a toilet plunger or a section of tube sock.
by Niceone January 28, 2019
When one uses socks to enhance the size of their package whilst wearing underwear . It looks like he is wearing sock jocks
by Titanic88 May 24, 2017
by konii February 28, 2021