Rusty Pipe

When a guy puts his penis in his partner's unwashed anus and then promptly inserts said shit-covered penis into his partner's vagina.

Tommy: I think I might have another UTI, it hurts so bad when I pee.
Paul: I thought you were gonna stop covering your dick in shit Tommy, we talked about this!
Tommy: It's the texture Paul, I just can't get enough of the rusty pipes.

by Kim Jong Poo August 11, 2022

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Rusty Rivera

Dirty Bunghole

Man I should of wiped better I got myself a Rusty Rivera

by CJones9292 August 19, 2022

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rusty plusty

An old fat ass

He’s a rusty plusty, over the hill and as big as a mountain.

by rbmmblnd August 22, 2022

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Rusty handjob

Monster engery drink and orange juice mixture

Yo I just had a rusty handjob at the bar

by Themanofwords76 August 26, 2022

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Rusty Rooster

When you wake up with a stiff morning wood and have anal sex BEFORE you pee.

After the third alarm rang into the morning, it was clear that lazy Kathy was not going to get out of bed any time soon. An irritated Joe decided a rusty rooster might be more persuasive, plus he’d been scrolling through Facebook in bed next to her long enough.

Time for a Cock-a-doodle doo doo.

by Chandrew32 August 28, 2022

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Rusty Karony

When you are bedding a gentlemen before his moonpay is accepted and you find out it didn't go through so you knock him out and send him to Gambia to dig coal.

John would have to accept that a rusty karony would be his only payment for Thomas's dip in the liquidity pool.

by Pappacrypto May 5, 2022

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