Tuskegee Paddleboard

When your partner is on their hands and knees, and you sit on their back and insert foreign items (Hairbrushes, broomsticks, paddles handles) into their anus

“That bitch was digging the Tuskegee Paddleboard”

by SullyIsABitch October 15, 2025

Brake Pads

On them old chicks or fat young chicks, its the little ass cheeks below the main ass cheeks that look like brake pads.

Yo, Dawg, I seen her brake pads and bowed out, like ick!

by Black Frankenstein November 13, 2025

harlem rice paddy

When an Asian man poops on a black womans back.

wonna do a Harlem Rice paddy

by Crazy boy 100 November 26, 2016

the texas paddle

You technically hit a kid in the face with a 20 ounce steak

" come'eer you son of a bitch your getting the texas paddle".

by pocket pussy frank June 18, 2018

Rolie Polie Paddling

Spanking. Used in the Playhouse Disney cartoon Rolie Polie Olie.

Mom: You are going to get a Rolie Polie Paddling if you don't tell me who you have been bullying!

Kid: Nice try! But I hid the Rolie Polie Paddle, so I guess you can't spank me now, huh?

by TiggerCelestia06 December 21, 2019

Julian Rios Padilla

Awesome

awesome

true
Julian rios padilla is cool

by toe guy 392473093752 February 13, 2021

Lar and paddy

Two retard inbred wank stains that like to peg each other and butt fuck each other paddy loves cum and lar loves cumming deep inside paddy paddy lives in a scrap yard and lar lives up paddys arse paddy's shaves his arse hair and puts it on bread while lar just likes his with a bit of salt they both love cock and ball torture but paddy's loves to out pens up his arse

Did you see lar and paddy riding last night I hear paddy moan from bansha!

by Tang spec hai September 26, 2021