Mr. Gorgeous

Term used to describe male barroom manner. The man is typically good-looking, never smiles or returns looks from the women (presumably because he is too cool.)

Taken from the Smoke City song "Mr. Gorgeous (and Miss Curvaceous)

"Check out Mr. Gorgeous over there"

"Good night, Mr. Gorgeous"

"Cool and calm, Mr Gorgeous
Walks up to the bar and orders and
As he passes by, they all sigh - ah...
When he moves just like a panther,
He feels your gaze, but won't look at ya
He won't dare a smile
'Cause it's really not his style at all"

by PLD2 December 15, 2010

mr pooey

someone who is a bit of a downer and has trouble controlling their anger issues. They are usually short to medium height.

Todd: That guys being really rude and he seems very upset. Maybe because of his shortness.

Mary: yea hes a real mr pooey

by Hannah<33 December 21, 2010

Mr. Bridges

Mr. Bridges had a beautiful and warm heart for everyone who ended up on his doorstep of life. He was an ecology teacher at Gilbert High School who was appreciated by many students because he listened to what they had to say and offered help and advice no matter what. His words and kindness will live on in the hearts of many. Stay strong Mr. B, we'll be missing you. "Don't ever feel that you're alone." June 18, 1952-July 12, 2010

Person 1 "Who's your ecology teacher?"
Person 2 "Hang on let me check... Mr. Bridges."
Person 1 "LUCKY!!!"

by 143life July 19, 2010

Mr. Shmitten

noun. (Mist-er Shmit-ten). A large stuffed whale with a sketchy past. He is long and white and is now a P.B.B. (Professional Bedtime Buddy). He is loyal to his owner but does not get wet often; Maybe once every three months.

Oh my gosh Joey! Mr. Shmitten is huge!

by LolaLilaPola May 18, 2011

mr strawford

he is a posh twat, who is addicted to cleaning has hair which looks like a spider is crawling out of his head

HE IS A TWAT!!!

tech teacher mr strawford

by joe pascoe May 16, 2010

mr. tell it

To cockblock a guy by telling the girl he's a fag, douche, player, or any other insult to help discourage that girl from liking him.

Jake: You shouldn't get with Zach, he's a douche and a player and he's only going to use you
Girl: What? What are you talking about?
Jake: He's a dick, don't hook up with him.

*next day*
Zach: Wow, Jake is a mr. tell it. What a fag.

by Zatch S May 16, 2006

mrs waddington

A pair of erect nipple on legs that addresses large groups of students, to their dismay.

"we had this speaker the other day, she was a right mrs waddington, nearly took my eyes out"

by bar-row November 9, 2008