Milk Man March

You must fill a milk carton with cum over the duration of the month

Guy 1: Are you doing Milk Man March?
Guy 2:. I'm already halfway on the 4th day!

by ihavenoideawhattoputformyname November 4, 2020

pass the choclate milk

the 2018 version of spill the tea. originated on the office supply instagram @jordanxfuerst with a meme.

pass the choclate milk about John and Amy's date last night.

by hahahehe:) May 6, 2018

Milk Sack Shack

An alternate name for a strip club.

Me and Jim hit the "Milk Sack Shack" last night.

by ClassyApple March 10, 2014

milking the legless cow

jerking off

mom caught me milking the legless cow when she accidentally walked in my room without knocking

by i gotta dog May 8, 2017

expired titty milk

Some nasty ass titty milk gone wrong af; ewwwwww

"EWWWWWWWWW SHE GOT EXPIRED TITTY MILKKKKKKK!!!!"

by Kara Sue Rose Putnam March 19, 2017

Schrödinger's Milk Trip

When your dad says he's going to the store to pick up some milk but hasn't come back yet, so you're in a state of simultaneously wondering if you still have a father, or no longer have one due to uncertainty. Also known as a Schrödinger's Yeet.

"I'm not sure if I should get my dad a gift for Father's Day... He's pulling a Schrödinger's Milk Trip!"

by Schrödinger's Dig Bick May 8, 2019

Milk-Juice Man

Someone who leaves their muscles soaking in chocolate milk while leaving the house. Whenever they are asked if they have “brought their muscles,” they admit that they have indeed left them at home soaking in a milk bag.

Someone: Have you brought your muscles?
The Milk-Juice Man: Nah, I left them soaking in the cow juice bag. I’m a devout Milk-Juice Man.

by Harold;-}} December 30, 2021