smart like a rock

Listening to gossip from a rock. If you believe what a rock says you will believe anything. Having no common sense.

Oliver You are as smart like a rock.

by The sexy beast ox February 4, 2018

Eating Like A G

Eating as though one is 21 Savage or is a master eater

Bro, my boi made some cookies and I started eating like a G.

by bman5699 February 9, 2018

Plays like bacon

When someone makes a play in a video game that could be compared as, as good as bacon

Damn bro, you just made the plays like bacon

by Maxxtrax879 January 18, 2020

peeing like a racehorse

When u drink so much that u are peeing as fast as a racehorse

Peeing like a racehorse-I’m going to be peeing like a raise horse after drinking so much.

by I’m helpful February 5, 2020

Fuck like the highlander

Laying pipe like an immortal freight train

She had to stop and get a Gatorade because we were making violent love for hours when she told me I fuck like the highlander.

by Nemesi5 March 5, 2020

Like a dog on a spoon

When something makes no sense whatsoever and is super confusing

"Hey did you understand anything our professor was saying today." "No man it was like a dog on a spoon."

by Kraken Panda March 17, 2020

Dip like a chip

When you are in a awkward situation or a bad situation that you need to get out of. Can be used almost anytime it will apply to situations like in gaming, Parties, Get together and even a family reunion.

Me: Sorry bro I have to dip like a chip.
Friend: Ohh chilled bro will see u another time.

by The pigg June 11, 2020