Lasheen'd 

Getting drunk and tricked into having sex after saying you won't.

OMG I hate you so much right now you bastard. I'm one of your floozies. Ughhh God I got "Lasheen'd"

Her- Its not a nice feeling to feel lasheened tho
Me- How does it feel?
Me- Exactly?
Her- It's like being hoodwinked, scammed, plaaaaayyyyyed!!!!!!

Lasheen'd by T. McFee November 29, 2012

Long Lasting Love 

A term which is pretty self-explanatory. Long Lasting Love, or "The Three L's" is a phrase used to describe old-fashioed traditional sex for the reasons of love, but for long periods of time, perhaps ranging into hours.

With the rise of ridiculous sexual tendencies and the terms related to them, this phrase seeks to return to the basic values of love and sexual intercourse.

"Man, have you heard of this 'baking cream pies' bullshit they're doing now? Fuck that. What happened to Long Lasting Love?"

Long Lasting Love by Rudy Schultz October 26, 2007

nice guys finish last 

Aside from the generally perceived meaning, Nice Guys Finish Last can also refer to the fact that any potential relationship a nice guy might enter into is highly likely to last a lot longer than that of a guy who is a jerk.

Guy one: Dude, Stephanie just broke up with me!
Guy two: Were you a jerk towards her?
Guy one: Yeah, I guess.
Guy two: Well, you know what they say: "Nice Guys Finish Last."

nice guys finish last by guywhowritethething November 30, 2016

Take a picture, it'll last longer! 

What girls say when they catch you staring at their body parts for an extended period of time.

Taylor: Hey why dontchya just take a picture, it'll last longer!

Take a picture, it'll last longer! by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 7, 2020

Laserna 

One of the biggest bitches alive.
Teaches Spanish at The Haverford School.
Everyone hates her and wishes she was dead but she still teaches.
Has at least 5 chins and 2 inches of white makeup.
Brought a real cool kid to the Honor Council last year for skipping class once.

Laserna sucks Ben Rein's dick.

Laserna by Sex God April 11, 2005

lassing 

verb, the act of eating out innocent girl's assholes without their consent of knowledge, usually for one's own personal pleasure.

Hey I totally Lassed that girl while she was passed out at a party, she never even knew I was lassing her, but I sure did!

lassing by Erin Foley July 13, 2009

london lasagna

when you lube up with marinara sauce and fuck a shitty ass then before you cum pull out and stick your dick in the persons mouth so they can enjoy the lasagna

"Alice is dying for a London Lasagna."

london lasagna by winston winchester February 13, 2008