No Kevin, not you

When online dudes interject themselves in girl conversations that are not about them/of them. Taking a statement as an invitation and/or making something innocent dirty.

Girl; Ah man, I really could use a massage right now.

Random dude; I could swing by tonight and give you a rub, if you know what I mean.

Girl; Urg No Kevin, not you

by Hot.Karamella October 17, 2025

Kevin

A pop culture synonym for bad or negative.

How can you listen to this, this song is so kevin.

by Sand™ July 29, 2025

Kevin Small

Kevin "Tom Selleck" Small (born January 29, 1945) is an American actor and film producer, best known for his starring role as Hawaii-based private investigator Thomas Magnum on the 1980s television show Magnum, P.I.. He also plays Police Chief Jesse Stone in a series of made-for-TV movies based on the Robert B. Parker novels. In 2010, he appears as NYPD Police Commissioner Frank Reagan in the drama Blue Bloods on CBS.

Aw maan! He's so Kevin Small!

Kill that nigga'!

by TomSellecksFanBase October 18, 2011

Kevin Butler

The most amazing step dad ever his shortened name is Kev or Butler and is very funny and can make you smile when ever your sad make sure if you have a Kevin Butler as your stepdad your lucky.

he must be like a kevin Butler

by pickle-yaa September 1, 2017

Kevin

A smart man that is interested in technology. He is above everyone else and is better than Ryan. Ryan is stupid.

Kevin has a big brain.

by Your mom 696969696969969696969 September 12, 2023

Lars Kevin Roth

kompletter Huhrens*hn

DONT BE A Lars Kevin Roth

by camiloderdilf42069 November 23, 2021

Kevin

Kevin has a massive wiener. He loves to play golf and eat peanuts. He’s someone who is quiet but when he opens his mouth….. he says ahuahuahua. Kevin is smart…. A smart mouth and has selective hearing. He is Hentai. Also the first sentence is not true

Chanel: have y’all gotten your ass eaten?

Terrance: wtf nooooo

Jason: lmao wtf

Kevin: no but I want to.

by Demon hour November 26, 2021