to have it coming

To deserve what is about to happen; to meet the consequences of (mean) deeds.

To have it coming:

"I never screwed up anyone, who didn't have it coming..." - Jack Nicholson's character in The Departed (2006)

by Simple woodcarver January 31, 2016

hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it

if you hear this on your comuter then i hope your computer isnt hacked

Computer:hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it
Person:Wait a minu-
(blue screen appears on computer)

by KonHon May 7, 2023

i have a wet penis

Freind1) i have wet pp
Freind2) y and also lemme see

Freind1) i looked at ure mum
Freind2)ikr

Sex makes pp mean i have a wet penis

by Packinlad January 30, 2021

I Have Class In The Morning

This is a slang phrase commonly used to signal to others that you want to suck some dick from the back, twice.

"Did you get with Tom last night?"
"OMG, yes he pulled it out and I was like 'I have class in the morning'."

by Panahka February 21, 2022

You just have to keep doing it honestly

A phrase you can tell someone when they are going through a tough patch. It originated from a very popular YouTube channel.

Emma- meaghan, you just have to keep doing it honestly (Debby Ryan pose)

by Ragebait101 August 18, 2025

You have to choose a side!

Ohoho reahehelly!?

Zealot "You have to choose a side!"

Hym "Ok... BOTH... And NEITHER! There. That's the side I'm on."

Zealot "You... You can't do that."

Hym "I did and AM doing that. Actively."

Zealot "But... My reality monster hates that!"

Hym "I... Do not give a single fuck about that... AT ALL! And also... I KNOW! THAT'S WHY I'M DOING IT! I want to piss it off REAL GOOD."

Zealot "It's going to punish you!"

Hym "Not if I kill it. Then, it will just be dead."

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

I’d have a snap at that Tabby

A phrase used by a gruff, salty, negging character to say that he/she/they would like to have intimate relations with an attractive person walking by; a “cat-call”, as said to a buddy or chum

Two people (persons A and B) leaning against a building staring at an attractive person walking by
Person A to B : “Oy- I’d have a snap at that Tabby!” proceeds to make barking noise or growls

See: Rude

by ArrbirdB18 July 25, 2023