French tugboat

The ultimate gaming weapon.

Every teenage boy wants a French tugboat.

by Usbsgdbdbd January 31, 2022

French bumion soup

In which a man with a moustache, wearing a beret, ejaculates in a woman's anus and eats it out

Your dad makes a delicious french bumion soup

by Punkydooster February 4, 2022

french language

a beautiful language, but don’t let it fool you. Once you dig deeper, she is like a rotten egg… pretty on the outside, but when you try to open, she kills you immediately.

God, why did i choose french language… it’s so pretty, but learning it is horrible! Reminds me of a rotten egg.

by annays February 7, 2022

French Popsicle

When pee freezes inside your urethra before it comes out. Your dick would probably fall off from frostbite if this were to occur. It's a popsicle, in your dick. A French popsicle.

"Hey Jimmy, don't you dare whip your dick out, it's like -40 degrees outside!"
"Hey bro I gotta GO! Ahhh shit, I got a French popsicle!"

by Yuckfu March 9, 2022

half frenched

when its a half of a french kiss/not enough time to do a full one

I half frenched my gf today

by things i have experienced March 16, 2022

half frenching

in the act of french kissing and u dont have enough time to do a full french kiss

my dad caught me and my gf french kissing so we settled with half frenching instead.

by things i have experienced March 16, 2022

french mommy

A elder woman from France? Or are you taking about that one hot cute sweet and innocent girl from Apex Legends? If so, yes you are right, she is a french mommy.

Person 1: Dude, I want to fuck the french mommy so hard.
Person 2: Who?!?!?
Person 1: Watson from Apex you dumb fuck

by Alexmmat March 24, 2022