Chocolate Cream Pie

Jerking off in the bathroom while taking a shit

I just had a nice chocolate cream pie in the bathroom.

by chrisdoubleu November 11, 2011

Chocolate Cream Pie

When a male defecates on a females face and then ejaculates on top of it!

Shannon wanted dessert, so Freddy gave her a juicy chocolate cream pie.

by WoBbLeZ n SaM <3 May 17, 2009

Steamy Man Pie

After three men come home from having a big dinner they all have diarrhea but decide to shit on eat other butt-holes and then they put whip cream on it and eat it like desert. Hence a Steamy man pie.

Hey John i think you ate to many peanuts last night at dinner because i definitely tasted it in your Steamy man pie, but it couldn't have been as bad as mine i had raw fish, did they taste good?

by manpielover6969 June 29, 2009

pork pie hat

the act of jizzing in your partners orifice, be it an asshole, vagina, mouth, ear, wound, etc. You then tie a whole ham to your head and shove it into said orifice.

After recieving a pork pie hat from an anonymous person, dp began to curse for the first time in his life.

by darthredneck February 23, 2009

Venus Pie Trap

When a man inserts his penis into a chicks vagina, and she is tight! As he jizzes the lips close in on the penis, thus resembling a venus fly trap!

Dude i was screwing this chick and she was a venus pie trap!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009

douche pot pie

The most potent of all douche-related insults. The king/queen of all douches, recipient of the "biggest douche in the universe" award.

"Dude, you cheated on your girlfriend with her mom, and then you jacked her stereo! You're a total douche pot pie!!"

by Devian November 25, 2005

Eskimo Pie

1) A large or inflamed eyeball
2) The act of harpooning an innocent muskox

1) "Damn, bizzitch, Gremlin's got an eskimo pie! That infection's been makin' it grow like a bath toy."
2) Alvin the Sherpa was hunting for food, so he eskimo pied the huge ox. However, he only took part of the plunder.

by Gabriella March 29, 2003