Vietnamese fire drill

is when the driver tucks and rolls out the car and the nigga in the back has got to jump up to the wheel and save the passengers life

I told my homie I was sick of his shit and pulled a Vietnamese fire drill.

When you’re getting pulled over and the passengers are more sober than the driver, you need a Vietnamese fire drill

by Gertrude the blowfish December 10, 2019

Canadian fire sex

After two canadians split a tim hortons they sit on a fire and have sex.

Oh yeah dude they totally had canadian fire sex.

by Sirbadbrad April 17, 2020

Two sticks in a fire

Two sticks in a fire is a gay sexual term best described as the penis rubbing against another male's penis until further long ejaculation.

Guy 1: I had a good time last night
Guy 2: Oh really? What happened?
Guy 1: we rubbed our penises together
Guy 2: Did you ejaculate right?
Guy 1: it was the best sensation of my entire life
Guy 2: More like Two Sticks in a fire that night you had together

by Yugo Yagami May 10, 2020

kentucky fire crotch

'KFC' a kentucky fire crotch, aka getting an std/sti in south

-"oh shit bro i think i got that KFC"
"what do you mean bro?"
" you know, kentucky fire crotch"

by borderlined September 10, 2020

Rapid Fire Controller

A rapid fire controller is a controller that will turn your semi-automatic guns into fully automatic machine guns. For example, when you fire a pistol in Call of Duty normally, your pistol will fire once. When you fire that pistol in Call of Duty with a Modded Controller, that gun will fire tons of shots like a machine gun.

Rapid Fire Controllers are products such as controllers from Gamers Option that will make your pistols shoot faster.

by www.gamersoption.com October 18, 2013

A Song of Ass and Fire

the eighth episode in the seventeenth season of the American animated television series South Park.

A Song of Ass and Fire serves as a continuation of the previous episode, "Black Friday", in which the children of South Park,

by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023

Cum dumpster fire

Inspired by a peculiar inability to accurately describe a certain characteristic that differentiates hot girls from beautiful, wholesome women, and/or supermodels. CDF’s are the 5s who become false 7s and 8s because of the cartoonish, chaotic assets, both physically and mentally, they possess. Evolution built this sub-genre of women to safe-guard men against becoming lazy to danger; to keep him sharp. A man will be pleased and inspired erotically and motivated by an elevated status. He will endure the rollercoaster cycles of overly-emotional bouts fueled by her fiery victim entitlement to strengthen the steel sword that is his ego, his manhood. What makes the CDF even more attractive to men is the attainability of this subspecies. She is the highest level of whore. The used-up, retired low level porn star, single mom, broken but still usable and able to show off. The level where she will fuck any type of man, yet be selective at the same time. This confuses all men into a false optimism. Every man believes there's a chance, yet only a select group gets the opportunity to figure out how to solve this destructive enigma.

It can also be funny, a jab, or a compliment for those women who embrace it. This makes the woman seem more attuned to her own nature. Rough N' Rowdy ring girls come to mind as an example. But beware, the sweet seduction of this wild, brainless, erotic creature will be a double-edged sword. While loyal, you will never satisfy her need for attention and chaos.

Cum dumpster fires are the used Mercedes of women. Imagine if you will, a visibly run-through, crazy realtor, with fake boobs in Newark, driving a Range Rover to attain unearned status while going through a divorce. Her natural man-pleasing talents “knocked up” her youth -twice. So she will use that natural talent to recapture it. Her daughters stole her good years, so she will wear their clothes to attract attention to recapture it. From the outside: a fun, chaotic, unique, fucked up life, attention-seeking, put-together woman with assets to please, control, and bring chaos to men. These women are typically very fertile and look like they are built to be the black sheep village girl who gets ravaged by the intruders and ends up in relationships with a select few of them. Bringing him closer to the destructive suicide of erotic overload, yet sharp enough to believe they are more of a man than reality. You eventually go to ruin because she revenge-fucks a dude or several, and you take her back each time.

by The Real Dr. Nick August 8, 2023