Dead Seal Attack

You fall, full on limp, onto a group of people sitting on a couch and they have to push you off. Inspired by March of the Penguins.

Me: Don't you hate it when Steven dead seal attacks you?
Him: Yeah, we ended up pushing him to the floor. Jerk

by asksidnow June 07, 2010

Dead Meme December

It’s the month of only dead memes. You can only make/post and show other people dead memes

Guy 1: hey dude what u watching?
Guy 2 shows dead meme: remember this meme?
Guy 1: damn...
Guy 2 : it’s dead meme December now dude.

by YABOIYEETYT November 12, 2020

Dead Mouse Mug

The face you make when somebody gives you an inappropriate gift. Like when your cat brings you a dead mouse. You appreciate the effort but you can't fathom their thinking.

Dude! I guess Aunt Clara forgot you're not twelve anymore. You should have seen your Dead Mouse Mug when you realized she'd given you PJ's again for Christmas!

by SJ@24th June 21, 2010

be dead forever simulator

you are in a simulation. you are dead forever. you can only see light. and 50 idiots.

"oh man im stuck in be dead forever simulator!"

by Rocket sex February 19, 2021

half dead fun

Chinglish words. When you are in the middle of a masturbation, your vibrator turns out of juice.

1.5 hours for full battery charge no more half dead fun!

by lowsense December 08, 2017

Dead to me look

a stare that implies the person he or she is looking at is dead to them

She is giving me the “Dead to me look” it breaks my heart to know she felt about me.

by Sudden Excrement May 18, 2019

Dead head boy

Someone who is no fun and always ruins a good day out. They have no creative mindset and express very pessimistic opinions when it comes to someone using their imagination.

Man he's no fun, he just a dead head boy.
That dead head boys imagination is limited to the size of a pea.

by SuckMyJoe July 19, 2018