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The Sling of David

A sexual activity within the scat fetish community wherein one participant defecates into a sling and slings it into their partner’s face as hard as humanly possible (a la David v Goliath).
“You feeling okay Tom? You’re looking a little dazed”

“Sorry, me and the misses tried the Sling of David last night and I got a bit of a head injury from it.”
by TheSemenStomper December 19, 2024
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David

God I hate that David guy what a bitch
by Davey Hater November 21, 2021
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David Suarez

He acts very tough in front of his friends but his best friends he acts like a total goof and even a little gay. David is a whole virgin but no body knows that. David does love his family very much though and his once he finds the perfect girl he will treat her like the love of his life. Never mess with a davids family/friends. He may seem serious but he is a weirdo with a cute smile and a weird laugh. You will love a david in your life
David Suarez is so cool. Im so happy to have him in my life.
by Pedestrian123acrossthestreet October 20, 2019
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David

A guy that’s obsessed with a girl named Tessa. He only wants her for her thunder thighs.
David is always talking about how he wants to be in between Tessa’s thunder thighs.
by Dhmsgsjjeje September 17, 2018
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David

David is the most sweetest guy you will met.He is hot,so cute,actrattive and very funny . David can be really intilligent and when it comes to make jokes he‘s really dumb an that makes him funny. :D He is alway‘s there for you no matter what and you can have a lot of fun with him. If you know a david go make some cute and funny memories it will bring you happy. So David is just the right type to have . Boyfriend/Bestfriend/Friend no matter what it‘s amazing if you have an David in your life.:))
I have a boyfriend named David and he’s the prettiest an smaterst just the PERFECT boyfriend you could wish!❤️
by young_queen45 December 28, 2019
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David

The big Hispanic with 5 friends and 12 belly rolls.
Person 1:“Was that fat kids name David?”
Person 2:“I don’t know but he sure looks like one.”
by AppleLover225 November 19, 2023
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David

The gayest human being on the planet who brings up sus shit no matter what.
Guy: yo David hop on
David: hop on this dick cutie <3
by Areueatingtho? July 27, 2021
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