Ur dad

U don’t have one

Ur dad

LOL u don’t have a dad

by Benofil December 5, 2021

Dad went for milk

When a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk or cigarettes, but then they'll never come back.

Obviously Visho never talks about his dad. His Dad went for milk and never returned

by DalitLomdi February 4, 2023

Scumbag Dad

Amazing YouTuber/tiktoker who makes skits

Creator of Mr. Skelly bones

“I’ve got a bullet for you!”
-scumbag dad

Person 1: Hey, do you watch scumbag dad?
Person 2: Yeah I do.
Scumbag dad: I’ve got a bullet for you!
Mr. skelly bones: doot doot, Mr Skelly bones.

by The Bigger Mama April 22, 2024

suck me like dad

When you give a blowjob to someone just like there dad blew them

Hey Sally suck me like dad

by Daddybeater1234 April 27, 2017

hangry dad

1. When a Dad has not eaten in quite some time and not even a Dad joke can make him smile.
2. A person expressing intense, food related opinions.

Did you see that Hangry Dad get kicked out of the hockey game? He definitely skipped breakfast.

Don’t tell that Hangry Dad that a hot dog is a sandwich.

by thehangrydad November 23, 2021

mississippi dad

The Dad to the girl of you dream. You don’t want to get on the wrong side of him cause he is a mean southern Dad with his shoutgun.

Tommy-Are you Kiersten’s Dad. Mississippi Dad-while yes and you better not hurt my daughter or I’ll hurt you.

by Fortnitegod12345 May 3, 2018

Dad check

It’s when someone is a furry or dream Stan

Emely:I’m a dream Stan

Jim:dad check

*everyone liked that*

by Urmoderinmybedhehe November 5, 2021