grandfather cock

When you're trying to shop for some antique grandfather clocks for your paps but then you unfortunately forget the "l" in "grandfather clock" and now you wish you were dead.

Poor Fool: *mistakenly types 'grandfather cock', clicks on 'images'*
*questionable things appear*
Poor Fool: AH DEAR GOD GET THE BLEACH

by Vladdy45 April 26, 2019

Cock Binge

When one binges, or has too much of, cock (penis). Usually assimilated with, but not limited to, promiscuous women.

Person 1: I hooked up alot last night.
Person 2: Massive cock binge?
Person 1: Oh yeah. Massive cock binge.
*slaps high five*

by Lozzy P April 9, 2008

cock and bollas

something crazy and or out of the ordinary.

Kristen: devin lets go cock and bollas today.

or

Devin:kristen what are you wearing today it looks like cock and bollas.

by kristenbaby May 22, 2008

cock sandwich

A blowjob from two people at the same time. The tongues make the "bread" and the cock is the "meat".

Dude, you should have come to that party last night. Two hotties made me a cock sandwich.

OMG, Jenny, that guy is such a stud! Let's make him a cock sandwich.

by UrbanErik November 17, 2006

cock swindler

one who loves to swindle the cock

derek is a cock swindler

by ricky bales February 5, 2004

cows cock

An expression used to hyperbolize ones dissatisfaction with the idea presented. ‘Cows’ & ‘cock’ are most likely associated for no other reason than their alliteration and oxymoron attributes.

I don't give a cow's cock what that bitch wants!

by Danny SS August 30, 2005

Cock Hoarder

Someone who hoardes COCK. Either male or female. Loves the COCK

Wow, She is so into that cock, she is such a COCK hoarder

by zx2gamer December 29, 2010