Chris Flannigan

Chris Flannigan is one of the Jewish Community’s Leader, Kyle Faulkner’s, bitches. Kyle is often seen receiving head at veterans park from Chris. Chris has partaken in at least 38 gay orgys, and is the worst plug in the tri-state area. He was known to sell half gram carts for 70 dollars.

Chris: Hey man, want to buy one of my fire .01% THC carts for $85?
H-Town Nigga: No you fucking virgin, get out of here and go fuck kyle again
Chris: Okay sorry man

H-Town nigga: Man, Chris Flannigan is a fucking queer

by Chris Flannigan March 13, 2019

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Chris trank

An asian with straight fire shoes and an awesome little skateboard thing (that is not a techdeck)

Damn look at his shoes, wow what a chris trank!

by imzapro April 26, 2010

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chris and umme

awwwwww! A couple made in heaven!

Person 1: chris and umme just look so cute together!

Person 2: totes!

by big dickie thomas April 7, 2023

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chris husman

A piece of shit stepdad

Me:FUCK YOU CHRIS HUSMAN

by Alienfisher February 11, 2019

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Chris fixed

"Chrid fixed" is something that was cheaply fixed or repaired with common handtools at home.

"I Chris fixed my car"

by kwentschair November 1, 2019

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Chris

The best boyfriend you will ever meet. The sweetest guy ever alive. Chris will make you feel special and remind you of your true beauty each and every single day. He will love you unconditionally, make you laugh until you can’t breathe, and show you how to live your life to the fullest. Chris is the best person you will ever meet. He’s very caring and always puts everyone else before himself. Even if Chris is having a bad day, he will push all of his problems aside to make sure he can help you with yours. Chris is a very caring guy, and the best guy a girl could ask for.

Her boyfriend Chris is so amazing, everyone needs a Chris.

by joeythekitten October 31, 2019

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