My Summer Car

My Summer Car's the type of game where you assemble your car, go for a 10-minute ride, and open the hood to find one half of your engine broken, and the other half missing.

Random Kid: The car keeps breaking!
Me (gigachad): Skill Issue, go play My Summer Car

by 9xnerd July 26, 2023

Car

(noun) Person who constantly interrupts fun or excitement, as if a car was driving through a street hockey game.

When Pete’s wife called to tell him it was time to come home from the fantasy draft, he said, “Why are you always such a car?”

by RandySteve March 1, 2020

ass car

When you put your bare naked ass on someone’s car, usually as a prank

Dude, Mike is gonna be so mad. We just gave his Pontiac a solid ass car!

by Jkaeagle July 28, 2020

Car slut

A women that uses a man for his car to go places because they cannot drive

Carissa is a car slut because she’s dating a man for his car because she can’t go places without his car

by Compbansk September 12, 2022

moist car

When you walk up to a random strangers car and skeet skeet skeet all over their front windshield.

I just moist carred all over that poor old man's car.

by Moist car September 29, 2017

I have my kid in the car

I have a firearm or some type of weapon

Two people get into an accident when the person not at fault gets out the other screams through his window I got my kid in the car yo yo

I have my kid in the car keep it movin or it will feel like July in December in this mofo word up

rifle, pistol, or other portable weapon

by 5G-Star December 4, 2019

car peacocking

To buy an expensive car only for the purpose to show off to other people. Normally meant in relation to middle aged men going through a mid life crisis.

"Wait till my neighbours see me screech into the cul de sac in an Aston Martin, then we will see who the real man is around here."

"Dude you are car peacocking. You need to calm down and get therapy."

by LouieFerook April 2, 2016