shmeiz burger

a burger that contains someone’s semen

my boyfriend is so cute he’s making me a shmeiz burger later

by lisha666 November 6, 2020

Weak Old Veggie Burgers

Disgusting or disturbing person or object; something that you don't want in your life.

These pancakes taste like weak old veggie burgers.

Friend 1: He's just so mean

Friend 2: What a weak old veggie burger!

by BitchenTitties July 26, 2014

doggy burger

A term (noun) derived from the 1990s to early 2000s which explains the acquisition of free burgers from a fast-food restaurant/take-away (I.e.: McDonalds et. al.) due to a loop-hole of policy in selling already prepared burgers that had surpassed a particular amount of time of which could be sold to the public. A consumer could then take their dog and request 'doggy burgers' (old burgers) which would be able to access upon request when making a regular purchase (sometimes restricted to drive-thru only).

I'm going down to get some doggy burgers!

by Crezz9 January 7, 2017

burbon burger

a godly feast worthy of George Michael to romp on

Wow, did George Michael really just romp with that burbon burger in the bushes?! 8----D O: <- George Michael

by Beast of Burbon April 6, 2009

burger brain

when ur brain stupid dumb, typically from takin too many narcotics, lack of sleep, or just natural.

calvin: took too much ket brain no worky
barry dillon: bro u got that burger brain
calvin: shit man
barry dillon: got no patty, no lettuce, no damn pickles either, just bare ass buns

by pattywagonyeat April 14, 2022

Burger.

Possible the best burger place in existence located in Aptos, CA, near Santa Cruz. Every burger is named after a famous person like the "Johny Cash" burger, a blue cheese bacon burger. The order numbers they give you is actually just a mugshot of someone famous like Steve-o. Pronounced "Burger Period"

Me - Yo lets go to Burger.
Bill - Alright my guy

by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 June 13, 2018

Flipping burgers at minimum wage

a) gainful employment alternative to 3 things -selling drugs, working in a silly deadffice job and working in a factory

b) doing whatever it takes to pay your rent and bills that doesn't involve selling drugs

Either become a social science major and start flipping burgers at minimum wage def a) or go study a stem subject. You can also go flipping burgers at minimum wage and open a pastry shop or something 🤔

by Sexydimma October 20, 2025