When a man is getting a blowjob while sitting on the toilet with the bidet spraying into his ass and right before he finishes, he stands up allowing the bidet to spray onto the woman's face while he simultaneously ejaculates onto her face.
Yeah dude, I was using the bidet on my ass after taking a shit and she just came up to me and started giving me head, so when I was ready to cum, I stood up and gave her the Bentonville Blast.
by JoeTanglewood January 3, 2026
Get the Bentonville Blast mug.(verb - transitive). When you wish for something great, expect something at least good, but end up with junk. This is the worst option in anything. This can have something to do with sex, but really amounts to anything.
Dude, I just got a Jacobina Junk-blast cuz I wanted to travel to Japan on a class trip but I got screwed and am ending up in Hungary. With my luck, I am sure I will end up getting the Hungarian Mudslide or the Hungarian Gas Mask.
by Cincy Steamer April 26, 2008
Get the Jacobina Junk-blast mug.In direct email marketing, an email face blast takes place when a product promotion is sent out to a large number of targeted recipients simultaneously. Typically, this full-bore marking approach is used during in new campaigns introducing never before-seen products.
Jason: Email face blast is going out tomorrow on that new OTP promo.
Koyfie: Don't forget to send tissues along with that.
Koyfie: Don't forget to send tissues along with that.
by Don's Johnson August 8, 2012
Get the Email face blast mug.What's the best way to get a girl off?
Are you kidding me? You've never heard of the good ol' FAST N BLAST!! It's my go to but make sure to wear goggles.
Are you kidding me? You've never heard of the good ol' FAST N BLAST!! It's my go to but make sure to wear goggles.
by Squid's House October 6, 2013
Get the fast n blast mug.A sexual move, before climax, slap your partner's face, then ejaculate all over them. Not to be confused with Cyclops' mega optic blast, the X-Man Cyclop's special move in Marvel VS Capcom
Tina: I broke up with Jim yesterday
Heidi: What? Why?
Tine: He smacked me in the face with his dick mid -intercourse!
Heidi: Oh shit! He did a Cyclops Mega Blast? That's so hot!
Heidi: What? Why?
Tine: He smacked me in the face with his dick mid -intercourse!
Heidi: Oh shit! He did a Cyclops Mega Blast? That's so hot!
by Farqunglu June 4, 2016
Get the Cyclops Mega Blast mug.by BigmeatPete May 28, 2016
Get the taiwanese sand blaster mug.After eating regular Cheetos or Cheeto puffs and you have Cheeto dust residue on your finger tips, you proceed to get a little naughty with a girl. You then take your Cheeto hand and wiggle your fingers inside the girls vagina.
Guy 1: I heard you gave your girl the old Chico finger blast..
Guy2: Hell yeah! She said all of her panties smelled like cheetos for the next month!
Guy2: Hell yeah! She said all of her panties smelled like cheetos for the next month!
by Hobart kid May 15, 2016
Get the Chico finger blast mug.