Beat It

A parody of Eat It by Weird Al. Features a crappy version of Eat It's guitar solo by Eddie Van Halen. Far inferior.

Beat It is a bad parody of Eat It.

by Shinobi77Gamer December 7, 2024

crazy my beat

Intense fapping

Man 1: “Oh yeah, I was punching my pp hard last night
Man 2: “AHEM, don’t you mean, ‘crazy my beat?”

by Snek_ June 12, 2021

Beating my meat

when a dude or chick masturbates. (woman can do it too, ur legit rubbing ur flaps n shit.) typically refers to a dude or a woman who actually talks about self pleasure cuz they dont really do that.

brittney- "omg i was beating my meat to a lil peep fanfiction on wattpad last night! had my sheets soaked in blood cuz i was on my period. bombastic sideyeeeeeee"

by girlscanbeattheymeattoo June 21, 2023

about to beat my shit

Bouta choke the chicken

Friend 1: “I’m about to beat my shit”
Friend 2: “can I join?”

by Chokingmychicken1358 January 16, 2025

Sausage Beat down

A sausage beat down is when a group of 5 or more erect males, surround one female, and continuously smack the females face with there sausages, until a nose bleed occurs.

Bro nice sausage beat down on Miranda last night.

by Shroom square August 23, 2016

Dead-beat father

A father that neglects their childrn financially and emotionally, playing an insignificant or zero parental role in the childrens rearing, failing to invest time, effort, and basic vital necessities to their offspring.

After asking Susan's dead-beat father if he could help pay for her birthday party, he not only refused but he also said he already had plans on that day.

by Komickazee February 19, 2024

beating the slab

male masturbation i.e. jacking off. The slab is the phallic device.

-Why is Eugene locked in his room?
-He's probably beating the slab.

by Wilbertforce October 4, 2012