ghost posties

Glitch in a chat or instant message program that makes chat posts fail to appear.

Origin: Bazooka Joe-era kids' joke or riddle, "What do spooks have for breakfast?" Answer: "Ghost Toasties and Vanishing Cream" (after Post Toasties corn flake cereal).

"I'm going to have to switch screen names; I have the ghost posties. My comments aren't appearing."

by Trog2FdUp2C1 May 25, 2009

Ghost

A ghost is something not real and probably full of shitty news, if someone tries to ghost you there trying to get away from you.

Kaylee Ghosted me because I slept with her brother, My dads a ghost he is always being such a blowhard.

by I’mhardforyoubabyboy March 28, 2022

Sexy Ghost

A very sexy (not scary, masculine or extremely seducing and womanizing ghost at all😅) who is summoned by singing a special chant and once you do he will mercilessly fuck the shit outta you until dawn starting from midnight

Ahh! a g-ghost.. A… Sexy Ghost
Five minutes later: Ah~ g-g-ghost s-slow down a little b-bit its too m-much ngh~

by GhxstDaGoat January 27, 2023

ghost-wealthy

the act of having lots of money, but in forms of objects you own.

yeah, i'm ghost-wealthy. i have a diamond at home worth $3 million. but do i have $3 million? no.

by Rutherfordium-256 July 2, 2022

Ganja ghost

When you eat the booty out and she farts in your mouth.

I was eating Rebecca's booty when she ganja ghost me

by Undead_project January 7, 2016

The Ghost Pepper Blue Corvette

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Ghost Pepper Blue Corvette

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

Ghosted

Ghosted is when a person your talking to online stop reading your messages and ignores you.

“Oh man, he ghosted me AGAIN!”
“That happened to me once, Tony ghosted me…”

by Olive mushroom May 15, 2022