tea bagging

The act of draping one's testicles over the bridge of someone's nose, especially if that person is intoxicated to the point of unconsciousness. This is usually followed by polaroids and raucious laughter.

When he woke up, he thought he was blind, but I was just tea bagging him.

by afokenr March 25, 2003

T-Bag

Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell is a character on Prison Break played by Robert Knepper. Incarcerated for 40 counts of kidnapping, rape and murder, T-Bag is held at Fox River Prison in Chicago.
He is loved for his dark side and witty sense of humour

Example 1:T-Bag: What's that smell? Smells like....conspiracy
Example 2:T-Bag: Did I say you could talk cherry? You'll know when I want you to open your mouth.

by Prison Break Addict May 19, 2007

Bag chaser

Someone who always smokes someone else's dro (weed) and never throws on it or buys there own weed.

That kid Will Coomber is such a bag chaser, he always smokes my tree.

by Mtb114 April 11, 2012

bag of dicks

N. A bag--can be paper or plastic (or even a burlap sack)--filled with various shapes, sizes, and colors of disembodied/severed penises; commonly used to describe an unattractive situation or proposition

person A: Did you get married yet?

person B: No. My fiancee ran off with my best friend.

person A: That's a bag of dicks.

by Rossi 46 February 12, 2009

douche bag

a person with qualities of douche-osity including any or all of the following: popped-collar pink shirt, black undershirt, cell phone clip, goofy hat, hemp bracelet, arm sweat band, living in Michigan, and/or wears 'intellectual' glasses

Cell phone clip, what? Don't be a douche bag!

by Loseph May 9, 2005

aids bag

Archaic phrase from the 1980s meaning a homosexual who is very weak and in the final stages of full blown AIDS

An insult attached to a pussy gay man or man you perceive as being weak and prissy

I went down to the hospice where my mom works, and all these AIDS bags were there stinking up the place with their bodily fluids. My mom should wear a body condom.

Mr. Felcher is an unbelievable AIDS bag. Not only is he the worst teacher in school, I think he wants to cornhole my anus.

by Assex 776 October 15, 2007

bag whore

one who has sex for grugs

kathy lee gifford is such a bag whore

by joel mcnasty March 16, 2003