Apple

iA iCompany iThat iPuts iAn i iBefore iEvery iWord iBecause iThey iThink iIt iIs iCool

I would rather put my dick in a meat grinder than use Apple tech

by cuber69420 May 23, 2022

The big apple

its called the big apple(new york) because they produce sum big ass apples. OwO

Bob:Hey,Jim have you gone to the big apple, in new york?
Jim:No, bob why would I?

Bob:Cuz Jim they got some big ass apples!

by The big ass fucking apple September 18, 2018

the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

first created by doctor vb with a phd in receiving no bitches, this is defined as having similar traits as ur fadda

you beat your wife today? guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

by guala dictator January 13, 2022

Sweet apple massacre

This is considered one of the most disgusting trollfics ever made. Personally i think it's pretty funny but some people may be uncomfortable. This story contains:

- rape
- incest
- torture
- rape by proxy
- sexual torture
- physical torture
- mental torture (for the reader lmao)
- pedophilia
- anal
- oral
- fucking 6 year olds being tortured and raped to death
- zoophilia
- dismemberment
- scat
- vomit
- gore
- lots and lots of rape can't stress this enough
- beating
- kidnapping

- really out of character stuff

As y'all can see, this was written with the express purpose of being a shock story. It literally has every trigger warning known to man.

Quick context: this is an MLP trollfic made to shock fans of MLP, posted under the guise of being a "creepypasta", which to me makes it really fucking funny instead of it just being smut.

Big macintosh is one of the few adult ponies, he's kind, peaceful and literally wouldn't hurt a fly. He's the brother of Applejack, a teenage pony and Applebloom, a 6-8 year old pony. Applebloom, sweetiebelle and scootaloo are friends and are called the cutie mark crusaders.

It's a really fucked up bit of trollficing, but it's funny nonetheless

The teacher forgot to make us log in to submit our projects, so I pasted in the entirety of sweet apple massacre, let's see what she thinks

by ElliottLava November 12, 2025

Apple

Why the fuck is yo dumbass looking up apple you know what the fuck it is stupid

“Why the fuck did yo dumbass look up apple”

by Gabe_TF February 6, 2019

Purse Apple

A small apple which fits easily into the palm of one's hand and into a purse or bag for later consumption.

"Man, I really didn't want to have to eat another dry granola bar while waiting in line for the Morrissey concert. Then I remembered I had a purse apple in the bottom of my bag!"

by BardicLark October 26, 2016

Apples

THE BEST FRUIT ALL TIME, I AM ABSOLUTELY ADDICTED TO IT AND I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT!

Everytime I wake up at the middle of the night, I go to my fridge and cut apples and watch whatever!! They are absolutely the best snack if you are craving something!

Girl 1: "I'd rather eat fries and burgers than apples."
Girl 2: "Well at least I'd be healthier with my apples!"

by appleganda March 16, 2025