A fat black kid that likes Cheetos says he has sex a the time but doesn't and likes to cry himself to sleep every night. he lies to him self that he's not fat but we know he is. unlike Miguel he is cool and has sex all the time. don't be like Kevin be like Miguel.
by jjbjbb December 14, 2021
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by Wayne_brady07 July 26, 2022
Get the Kevin the Penguin mug.The guy next door claiming to be heterosexual but is often seen sucking his man butter out of another mans anal cavity after a long night of fucking the dog shit out of him.
Dude I walked into the hotel room yesterday and found him all Kevin Feltchered out on some homo with a twirly straw"
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The male version of a Karen. He wants to solve tge world's problems with his opinion.. loves being a soccer dad and a Mr Mom. Will fight for fir anything like neighbor hood rule no cats pooping outside. Marking inches from the curbs scars are parked correctly. The one friend who everyone has but doesn't invite to things because of their over opinionated mouth but they always show up anyway.
by SUPER CC June 30, 2022
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