train conductors handbreak

when a dildo is slathered in used motor oil and bacon grease

My girl did the train conductors handbreak last night,

by Travis Chode Johnson February 26, 2025

training the ol' Weedle

A Pokémon joke implying masturbation.

A: "So what're you doing tonight?"
B: "I'll be training the ol' Weedle."

by theh0peful July 19, 2015

Turning the train spastic

When you watched Sonic 2 sound test crash handler and you get so cringed you sing plagiarized the full song and then buy a sega felix the cat plush, TWO, on ebay

Oh god I was turning the train spastic

by Smm2lover29383837454363 August 02, 2023

Alright, My Train

The Appropriate Response to the Question: "Alright, My Lover?"

"Alright, My Lover?"
"Alright, My Train"

by megaseed December 05, 2016

Train boy

It’s a term you call a guy when he is your soul mate but he is with another woman.

Me: he keeps going back to his wife but says our souls knew!

Friend: he’s a player, He’s a train boy.

by Wahsner June 10, 2018

Freight trained

When an individual takes an abundant amount of controlled substances at once, the substances hitting their system is often compared to getting hit by a Freight Train

"How many edibles did Becca take?"

"She took 10, she wanted to get Freight Trained"

by The_nyxie July 03, 2024

Moscow Train

A chain smoker or someone who smokes a lot.

Dude, you really gotta stop being such a Moscow Train. Your apartment absolutely reeks of smoke.

by Dr. Size August 31, 2011