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Anne Wank

The act of masturbating while hiding from police searching your house for you.
What are your weekend plans Harry?
“Just going to swat myself and have a Anne Wank”
by Masturbator No.1 May 29, 2025
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Ukrainian Finger Wanking

Ukrainian Sport involves jerking fingers in a circular motion to make the other finger yield.
I love being the submissive one in Ukrainian Finger Wanking
by Ephraim June 7, 2025
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Spider man wank

When ones wearing pair of dirty knickers on his face as a mask while wanking
by Big dick Ernie November 22, 2021
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Debrief Wank

A "debrief wank" is the post-mission solo celebrational personal victory lap after an evening of sexual activity or romance, where you give yourself a standing ovation or high five for a successful mission 'a job well done' in the field of pleasure - the grand finale to a night of shared exploits, "the solo encore to a duet of delight".
So, you know that night with Ellie? Well, I had to wrap it up with a debrief wank when I got home, like a way to commemorate a successful evening.
by Japseyelicker123 April 9, 2024
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shiv wanking

when your edgeing your penis and you feel like your going to nut, but you stop. Then you take out your knife and slice a bit of your penis off so you can edge more.
Jorge loved edgeing, he edged in class, in the principals office, in his mom's bedroom everywhere he went. Jorge felt like he nutted to fast so he decided to start shiv wanking. He sliced a bit of foreskin off his torch to stop him from nutting, then continued, after countless hours, beating his record he nutted with a big smile of his face oh and also on his tip.
by skibbidi_toliet April 17, 2024
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French Wank

Last night I had a French wank before sleep.
by TheGreatGDog April 25, 2024
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Tip-wank

When you get excited at the prospect of taking loads of stuff to the tip (recycling centre/garbage/refuse whatever international equivalent).
by anonymous May 4, 2024
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