The state in which a vagina has been so beat up courtesy of your manhood that it feels like a glove to you, but an awkward mess of stalactites and stalagmites to others.
JT tried getting in on Barry's ex, but her tempurpedic vagina made it feel like banging a lubed up conch shell. Mission aborted.
by Kielbasa Ninja February 20, 2011
The inability of the female human to simply STFU. It is a gender specific disorder that strikes 100% of women, yet the sufferers of YVS are 100% male. Symptoms are deep single breaths in between strings of words and the afflicted men replying in grunts. Aha, um hmm and yes - no replies are all that is possible because the men cannot get a word in.
by Joeydego December 09, 2011
When your vagina has a chinese food scent. This is common when a chinese man has sexual intercourse with a non asian female in the hot tub.
Ping did this girl in the hot tub and her vagina smelt like fried rice and cat for the next 3 years... this is a classic case of Chinese Food Vagina
by Brian Masucci November 04, 2010
by pube September 13, 2003
The pit from the movie "Army Of Darkness" before Bruce Campell fell in pretty much sums up Haven's Sister's Vagina
by Efren The Retarded Rabbit March 31, 2009
by R.a.P January 21, 2005
When you're in a shitload of trouble and you just realized you can't get out of it
milf
*credits to Sam
milf
*credits to Sam
by F-Bomb Thiru April 28, 2017