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Ninja turtles

What you think of when you look at the 50 cent The Massacre CD cover.
50 cent's CD The Massacre reminds you of the Ninja Turtles doesn't it?
by Solid Mantis February 7, 2021
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Turtles

something the vsco girls need you to save. go buy a metal straws instead of plastic ones.
Sarah: omg, Jessica is that a plastic straw??
Jessica: I-I could explain-
Sarah: YOU HAVE TO SAVE THE MF TURTLES!!!
by Anji🤧🥴 November 4, 2019
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Turtle

An anxious two winged helpful green boi who will do anything to help his friends, or a particular pink and yellow rain wing
Turtle is the second best character in wings of fire there is not argument
by Kenyon Blackmon March 18, 2021
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turtle sex

dinosaur sounds in movies are made by turtles having sex
brett: "yo bro you hear that dinosaur"
adam: "yea bro what about it"
brett: "that's turtle sex bro, they're fucking the shit out of each other"
adam: "oh my god bro i'm so turned on rn"
brett: "wanna fuck"
adam: "yes daddy"
by yourmotherishotxoxo May 17, 2023
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turtle perv

A pervert that loves turtles. Especially infant turtles the bloody pedo
"OMG HE'S SUCH A TURTLE PERV!"
"I KNOW DID YOU SEE HOW HE WAS LOOKING AT SQUIRT DURING NEMO??"
by Duck perv February 14, 2021
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Psychedelic Turtle

A deviant sex act where a man is receiving a blow job and also has a turd about to drop, cumming and shitting at the same time.
Jeff was blown away by the psychedelic turtle that Jane gave him
by DeviantSex July 18, 2019
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Banana Turtle

a type of turtle with a banana shell that existed 64 billion years before the universe. they eat trees
by PepsiDonkey4 July 11, 2021
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