by Solid Mantis February 7, 2021
Get the Ninja turtlesmug. Sarah: omg, Jessica is that a plastic straw??
Jessica: I-I could explain-
Sarah: YOU HAVE TO SAVE THE MF TURTLES!!!
Jessica: I-I could explain-
Sarah: YOU HAVE TO SAVE THE MF TURTLES!!!
by Anji🤧🥴 November 4, 2019
Get the Turtlesmug. An anxious two winged helpful green boi who will do anything to help his friends, or a particular pink and yellow rain wing
by Kenyon Blackmon March 18, 2021
Get the Turtlemug. brett: "yo bro you hear that dinosaur"
adam: "yea bro what about it"
brett: "that's turtle sex bro, they're fucking the shit out of each other"
adam: "oh my god bro i'm so turned on rn"
brett: "wanna fuck"
adam: "yes daddy"
adam: "yea bro what about it"
brett: "that's turtle sex bro, they're fucking the shit out of each other"
adam: "oh my god bro i'm so turned on rn"
brett: "wanna fuck"
adam: "yes daddy"
by yourmotherishotxoxo May 17, 2023
Get the turtle sexmug. by Duck perv February 14, 2021
Get the turtle pervmug. A deviant sex act where a man is receiving a blow job and also has a turd about to drop, cumming and shitting at the same time.
by DeviantSex July 18, 2019
Get the Psychedelic Turtlemug. a type of turtle with a banana shell that existed 64 billion years before the universe. they eat trees
by PepsiDonkey4 July 11, 2021
Get the Banana Turtlemug.