Slang for chapped lips.
by AmeliorateTooLate February 12, 2024
Get the Clown Mouthmug. by Leeroy.potato.vashappenin October 5, 2020
Get the Clownsmug. Trying to force somebody or a group to respect you through threats of stricter measures, more laws/rules, statistics, and other shit like that.
The clown was looking for clown tactics to use his/her bank account to force eople to respect him/her via doubling down on rules and laws.
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021
Get the Clown tacticsmug. by Bustyvel March 13, 2021
Get the Clownmug. 1. Verb: To achieve ridiculous goals through ridiculous means.
2. Noun: The condensation formed on the skin of a Sky Clown as it flaps about in the morning dew. The process of officially acquiring these tears is as follows: Place the Sky Clown outside between the hours of midnight and 3am, wait until 7am with correct weather conditions which would produce dew on an average lawn, and then wring the moisture from said Sky Clown before 9am.
2. Noun: The condensation formed on the skin of a Sky Clown as it flaps about in the morning dew. The process of officially acquiring these tears is as follows: Place the Sky Clown outside between the hours of midnight and 3am, wait until 7am with correct weather conditions which would produce dew on an average lawn, and then wring the moisture from said Sky Clown before 9am.
My boss wants me to wash my teeth without a brush for the next week, but still wants me to be clean! It's like milking tears from a sky clown over here.
by jimmies be rustled April 8, 2020
Get the Tears From a Sky Clownmug. by Flaminghotpotatoes July 27, 2020
Get the Clownmug. verb: to create a theory that has to do with an artist (typically about a surprise release) that has the most ridiculous evidence. clownery is facile faith out of vehement (false hope for excitement). more than a stretch, hence the new term.
noun: clownery
adjective: clown
continuous: clowning
noun: clownery
adjective: clown
continuous: clowning
Stan 1: In the Capital One commercial they chose seat 13-A and Speak Now Taylor says "good choice".
Stan 2: so???
Stan 1: A is the first letter of the alphabet so 13-A could also mean 13-1...January 13th
Stan 2: i smell clownery coming
Stan 1: January 13th is a Friday!!! That's when Taylor is going to announce Speak Now (Taylor's Version)!!!
Stan 2: now you've got me clowning bc i NEED Speak Now TV
Stan 2: so???
Stan 1: A is the first letter of the alphabet so 13-A could also mean 13-1...January 13th
Stan 2: i smell clownery coming
Stan 1: January 13th is a Friday!!! That's when Taylor is going to announce Speak Now (Taylor's Version)!!!
Stan 2: now you've got me clowning bc i NEED Speak Now TV
by vehicularbitch January 7, 2023
Get the Clownmug.