Christian Boser

1. A man who donates mayo to the homeless.

2. A man who likes his girlfriend to light her vagina on fire.

3. A man who sleeps with a bed full of stuffed frogs.

4. A man who smells dirty diapers.

Shae: Man look at that guy. He sleeps with frogs.
Lindsay: Yeah..must be a Christian Boser.

Christian Boser

by Woman who milks cows September 24, 2011

Christian aitkens gay for Homeless

Christian aitkens likes to let druggy homeless men fuck him under bridges, he's always walking around looking to let one have his way

Oh look it's Christian aitkens gay for homeless

getting railed under the bridge by that dirty bum

by Arthursgirlboy February 9, 2024

Christian Werner

Biggest Gym Rat
He is not natty
Body count over 20
Man whore of Michigan
Is currently dating Alex Aaron

Wow! Have you seen christian Werner's insta? He is a fruit cake

by benjamineck2231 December 19, 2022

ryan christian parsons

Mega Fag. Massive stoner, the best at lighting without a doubt. Fat ass and he knows it, but won’t admit it. Can’t say a sentence without swearing or saying cunt. He is usually the dumbass of the group

P1: Who’s that screaming?

P2: It’s definitely Ryan Christian Parsons , he’s always fucking around.

by barbequesauceonmytiddies February 26, 2020

christian

Christian; a person feels they are chosen.

Katie: I am a christian conservative
Abdul: but you cheated on your husband in a field

by Criterion 0485 May 16, 2018

Christian

Christian is the dumbest autistic bitch ever. Doesn't know how to speak properly and never does any work.

Your such a Christian

by anonymous October 11, 2022

Cuck Christian

A guy named Christian who proudly wears the crown of cuckoldry. He has a girlfriend—technically—but her bedroom is basically an Airbnb for other dudes while he sits in Discord, thanking her for the “growth experience.” Plays 16 hours of PC games daily, not because he loves gaming, but because it’s the only world where he has any control. Perpetually broke, emotionally wrecked, and somehow proud of “staying strong” through it all like a martyr no one asked for. His love language is humiliation. Perseveres not out of strength, but because he doesn’t know how to quit—or win.

Bro stop acting like a Cuck Christian — just because she lets other guys sleep over doesn’t mean it’s ‘character building.

by Sus000 July 6, 2025