bisquick tits

Small biscuit shaped breast virtually devoid of nipples that remind you of the shitty biscuits your mom used to make

Yo she dropped her bra and out popped two little bisquick tits

by badnate87 June 13, 2014

tit please

Asking politely to see a woman's (or man's) tit

Tit please ;)

by Mr.Spanky. June 27, 2016

calzone tits

A pair of tits that are each shaped like a hanging calzone. They tend to look like cheese filled pouches as their name describes. Thin at the top and gradually get thicker as you progress down towards the circular portion of the breast.

Wow check out the calzone tits on that stripper!

by Erkan The Barbarian April 24, 2015

Nerd Tits

Tits that resemble a fat 12 year old boy who play to many video games and eats to many chips.

Jess has nerd tits

by Nerd Tits May 7, 2022

Messy tits

Breasts that have been ejaculated on. Can also refer to flabby, flat, pancake looking tits commonly seen in National Geographic magazine.

After some hot sex, Scott finished by giving me messy tits last night!

That bitch Dakota got some nasty, messy tits!

by steeldoesntfeel December 25, 2016

Tit lining

An expression when playing football/soccer for someone who does nothing but wait by the goal for a long ball pass to stick in the net. Usually when offside isn’t played on a kick about match

Dave scores his seventh goal.

“Fuck off, Dave, you Tit lining bastard!”

by EgoCity August 7, 2021

cold tits

The nipples that get hard when it is cold outside

Most people's tits (nipples) get cold outside titties hence cold tits

by Bobbyjoebilly March 7, 2016