Kevin

Annoying, Loud, Short

You are being such a Kevin!

by hgdfjhsdgfbdh January 25, 2023

Kevin the Penguin

A man from Philly who drags their feet and walks like a penguin after receiving "brotherly" love

You ok Kevin the Penguin?

by Wayne_brady07 July 26, 2022

Kevin Feltcher

The guy next door claiming to be heterosexual but is often seen sucking his man butter out of another mans anal cavity after a long night of fucking the dog shit out of him.

Dude I walked into the hotel room yesterday and found him all Kevin Feltchered out on some homo with a twirly straw"

by T-Diggidy January 7, 2014

Kevin

The kid from home alone.

KEVIN!!!

by Jerry Springler May 9, 2022

Kevin

The male version of a Karen. He wants to solve tge world's problems with his opinion.. loves being a soccer dad and a Mr Mom. Will fight for fir anything like neighbor hood rule no cats pooping outside. Marking inches from the curbs scars are parked correctly. The one friend who everyone has but doesn't invite to things because of their over opinionated mouth but they always show up anyway.

I argued with a Kevin last night that my dog can't help barking its his way of speaking

by SUPER CC June 30, 2022

Kevin Shan

The communist democrat who believes himself to be American.

Hey did you hear about that bitch Kevin Shan who posted some anti-China anti America anti everything shit yesterday?

by KManKDownK November 23, 2021

Kevin

Yeah this name sounds american asf but if you meet an albo named kevin just know you in for a crazy time. These kevins drive every fucking car like its a stolen amg, they take roids and hit the gym like crazy, and they'll fuck any bitch out there especially the serbbitches.

Bro some dude in a benz doing 80 in a 20 almost hit me earlier and my girl hasn't been texting back all day even though its our 5 year anniversary. Kevin's been out, there's your culprit.

by americanizedshqiptar January 25, 2025