laid out and splayed out

a thorough and proper fucking

I just wanna get fucked, laid out and splayed out.

by babyrumpkisser April 2, 2025

Pennsylvania Lava Splat

When a guy has diarrhea and lets it flow onto your face

Last night evan totally gave me a Pennsylvania Lava Splat when we got home from Taco Bell

by Evan'sReceptacle August 8, 2025

Making a splash

When your boy makes a splash

What would you do if you started making a splash?
If I started making a splash? Shi... I'd ride the wave!

by hadicya September 5, 2025

Steve-O's Splash Zone

An area in which you will get splash with a disgusting solid or liquid.

"Yo Martha's in Steve-O's Splash Zone! Her day is about to be ruined!"

by Allen Was Here September 13, 2025

Kansas City Splatters

1. The inevitable aftermath of eating any raw ocean fish as sushi or sashimi, in a landlocked area of any country. Applies equally to the explosive process out of the piehole or the one located at the yonder end of the alimentary canal.

2. Kansas City’s Premier Foosball Team, consistently ranked #6 by Field & Stream.

1. Phanh-hang: “O no sweetie did you need me to grab you the Dude Wipes, or the Depends again?”

Sweetie: “BISHH WE ALL OUDDATHEWIPES UUNNGHHH SPLTHTHPHPHTHTTTT I GOTS DA KANSAS CITY SPLATTERS FROM BLEEAAACCGGHCGGHH THAT SUSHIGGLURBGBGHGRBLEGGGGGG <<splattt>> <<FAAAART!>> WE ATED IN TOPEKA. BLEGHGHGEGCHH.”

2. “Wow. The 2025-26 season for the Kansas City Splatters just dropped. Quick — go grab Dad’s Amex card!”

by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 26, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

yeah, I could splay that

A statement of affirmation or agreement about a proposed activity. Used in place of "I could get behind that", or "sure". The 'yeah' can be omitted if in a hurry.

While originally used exclusively about objects that are 'splayable', modern uses of the phrase do not require this property.

A similar phrase is "yeah, I *can* splay that", used to indicate belief or proficiency instead, i.e. "I'd buy it" or "I can do that".

It's also theoretically possible to use "no, I couldn't/can't/won't splay that" to indicate distaste or refusal, but this is rarely heard.

person A: ayo we're going Wendys in 10, you down?
person B: *deliberates* yeah, i could splay that

by splaya June 2, 2022