Snow

shuji's mommy

snow is shuji's mommy

by shji December 18, 2022

Snow Mattress

When you live above the 40th parallel and you don't have a garage to keep your car in during the winter, you may find yourself driving around with an 8 inch thick slab of snow on the hood of your vehicle.

I thought that it was starting to snow while driving down the highway, but it was only coming from the giant snow mattress on top of the car in front of me.

by Mysterio 015 January 3, 2023

cincinnati snow plow

When 11 bearcats bend over the bench and coach plows frozen footballs lace deep… anally

Behind every Ohio loss is a cincinnati snow plow for punishment.

by Chody pokes January 7, 2023

Snow sleeper

When someone likes to sleep buried in snow after an avalanche, blizzard, etc.

I slept buried in a blizzard in the Arctic once, which makes me a snow sleeper!

by Rottmntfan99 July 5, 2023

Snow Bunny

A aryan female who is attractive.

That girl is a snow bunny.

by gusaisduif July 7, 2023

Snow dick

The act of drawing a dick in the snow, usually either with one’s finger on the hood of a car or window, or for larger works by shuffling one’s feet along on a larger flat plane such as a field or yard. Similar to a snow angel, but cooler.

Johnny artfully whisked his finger through the powdery snow on the windshield of his neighbor’s Kia reveling in the reaction his snow dick was sure to elicit the following morning.

by Bobahotep July 14, 2023

Snow dick

The act of drawing a dick in the snow, usually either with one’s finger on the hood of a car or window, or for larger works by shuffling one’s feet along on a larger flat plane such as a field or yard. Similar to a snow angel, but cooler.

Johnny artfully whisked his finger through the powdery snow on the windshield of his neighbor’s Kia reveling in the reaction his snow dick was sure to elicit the following morning.

by Bobahotep July 14, 2023