Jacob

Asian small cock

Jacob has a big cock lol jk

by Fatweiner May 21, 2018

Jacob

The incorrect spelling of the true sigma male name, Jakob.

Guy 1 - Hi, my name is Jacob.
Guy 2 - My condolences, beta (fe)male

by Do you know i go to procivitas August 24, 2022

Jacob

Very fat, super gay and has the head of Steve from Minecraft

Guy1: Did you see that Jacob?
Guy2: Yeah eww I might puke

by P00NSlay3r22 October 20, 2019

Jacobe

A friend everyone needs. A hilarious guy who always has the most insane stories to share. He stands out to everyone he meets, it’s impossible to forget about him. He can be an asshole sometimes but deep down he’s soft. Overall a cool guy. Go get yourself a Jacobe.

Yo dude, do you know Jacobe?
Yeah, we’re hanging out this weekend!

by craigtuckeer April 20, 2023

Alyssa and Jacob

the two most in love people forever and ever and ever. They will be together forever. Jacob has loved alyssa for half his life and now that he got her he’ll never ever let her go.

Wow that couple is almost as in love as alyssa and jacob

by JTHOMAS September 7, 2025

Jacob

Ask him how big his penis is and he’ll be modest and not wanna say. He secretly has a bid penis bigger than 7 inches. If you have the chance to ask a jacob how big ask them. You won’t regret it

Is that Jacob
I hear he has such a big dick
You should ask Jacob

by Bigwangnicl April 22, 2022

Jacob

The most retarded person that you will ever meet

Yeah I think he’s been around jacob too much

by Boiiiapril20.2069 November 4, 2019