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Sudo make me a sandwich

The ultimate way to get that sandwich you want when you can't leave your computer because someone is wrong on the internet!
-Make me a sandwich.
-What? Make it yourself!
-Sudo make me a sandwich.
-Okay.
by Kayla Conspiracy January 30, 2009
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Feed them a Shit Sandwich

Going to make someone do something they won't want to do...
If that fucker don't stop dissin my gal I am gonna feed them a shit sandwich
by jclyow November 3, 2009
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Pennsylvania White Boy Sandwich

Seltzer’s Sweet Lebanon Bologna, White or Yellow American cheese, Hellmann’s Mayo, and Middleswarth BBQ chips sandwiched between Martin’s Potato bread or Rolls. This is delicious, and you’ll only ever see a PA white boy eat it!
I’m hungry for lunch, whattaya say about a Pennsylvania White Boy Sandwich?
by CDUB@TheCoast September 12, 2019
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Chicken' Sandwich (verb)

The "Chicken Sandwich" is when two great things meet eachother at the peak of mental and physical pleasure. A man is bending a supremely gorgeous woman, doggystyle of course, and he realizes that he is hungry. This is where the chicken sandwich comes into play. While holding the chick's ass in one hand the man simultaneously eats the chicken sandwich with his right hand, thus bringing together two joys that every man craves.
"Dude, last night I went to Wendy's and i ended up chicken sandwiching the hell out of this tight asian chick."
by Johnny Albright March 4, 2005
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abraham and turkey sandwich lincoln

Guy: abraham and turkey sandwich lincoln
Cashier: Sir this is a McDonalds.
by notarealperson111 December 8, 2020
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open-faced turkey sandwich

The act of farting and simultaneously shaking one's ass slightly side to side onto a partners face while the partner has mouth open and lies supine on the edge of a suitable surface; eg. a bed, couch, table, etc. This act can either be a mutually agreed upon sex act or a malicious act perpetrated upon someone who leaves themselves in said position while sleeping.
since brad was acting like a bitch and passed out drunk, parker dropped his pants and gave him a well deserved open-faced turkey sandwich
by P-Dubious February 28, 2009
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Afghani Finger Sandwich

When a man covers his penis in hummus and is then jerked off by middlefinger, index finger and thumb.
"All I have is hummus"...."AWESOME WE CAN HAVE AFGHANI FINGER SANDWICHES!!!"

Best part about this one is that YOU CAN DO IT TO YOURSELF!
by bransuave November 5, 2010
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