Rusty Ramrod

An old worn out penis that is barely functional.

Last time I slept with my cousin he had a rusty ramrod, it was just as bad as a whiskey dick.

by Rustytrombone23 January 12, 2025

Rusty Rinse

When a person goes to the Hair Salon to get their hair bleached blonde but the normal stylist off off sick, so they settle for the trainee Scissor Monkey who has never done it before - thus ending up with a Rusty Rinse.
Or when a Girl buy's a shit Blonde Colour off the shelf in Poundstrecher and gets her mate to put it on for her after 3 bottles of Lambrini.

Whos the new Ginger Girl in the office ? She's not new - Its Julie with a rusty rinse.

by leesumm1 November 04, 2010

Rusty Poolnoodle

When a guy and girl do anal and she clenches so hard his foreskin tightens and squeezes his penis like it is in a pool noodle

We tried anal for the first time and she clenched so hard my foreskin felt like I was fucking a rusty poolnoodle

by aandrew16 July 23, 2022

Rusty Karony

When you are bedding a gentlemen before his moonpay is accepted and you find out it didn't go through so you knock him out and send him to Gambia to dig coal.

John would have to accept that a rusty karony would be his only payment for Thomas's dip in the liquidity pool.

by Pappacrypto May 05, 2022

Rusty Lantern

When you are eating ass, and the girl lights a fart on fire in your face.

"Dude, your face is burned! What happened?"
My girl did a Rusty Lantern while I was eating her ass.

by The Hit Kitty February 01, 2023

rusty action

Someone who likes to use the tradesman’s entrance.

Jonathan was very partial to a bit of rusty action with his lady friend

by Goolybash December 28, 2023

rusty twister

The rusty twister is when a mans penis is in a girls ass and then she proceeds to take laxatives and spins on the mans wanker while shitting. Usually done by people like Hillary Clinton

Dude did you hear the Jon got a rusty twister last night?

by Cocoforlife November 23, 2016