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Real Quick

an interjection that's used when you are absolutely NOT going to be quick. Used to sneak into conversations by fooling people into believing that you will be quick even though you are going to be anything but.
Person 1: the other day I was walki-

Person 2: hey, real quick, last night I went out to dinner and had the best burger I've ever eaten. It reminded me of when I was a little boy and my pop used to grill them for us. Every 4th of July we would get together and have a big barbecue for the neighborhood and they called me and my pop the burger bros. He taught me 2 things in life: burgers, and auto parts. I took this knowledge with me when I opened up my first business: Burgers & Bearings. It was a very successful burger restaurant/auto parts store until the health inspector deemed it a 'health risk' due to a little bit of grease on the food. I mean come on, a little bit of dirt never hurt anybody. But he disagreed, so I took my talents to Tinker. Back when I was at Tinker I had the world in the palm of my hands. Everybody on the block knew that when I was around, shit was getting DONE. Every auto parts store within a 1,000 mile radius knew to look out for me. So I used that popularity to spread my wings and become a master mixologist in a very busy bar in the Hamptons, where I made around $20,000 per night.

Person 3: yeah he left 10 minutes ago, you don't have to keep goi-

Person 2: hey, while I got you here, real quick........
by the rusty trombonerr December 21, 2022
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Oh, that's real nice

What the fish from spongebob says when he opens the toilet to find spongebob in there
Fish Guy: *opens toilet to find spongebob*
Fish Guy: Oh, that's real nice.....
by banditboogaloo July 26, 2022
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Ego-real

When you're not egocentric but just well aware of your worth. (adjective).
"You're so egocentric, so self obsessed." Said Billy.

"No, Im ego-real" replied Raqulle.
by KingVonny March 20, 2025
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Real Analysis

Math from the planet nahfalafagus. We use latex and take turns doing the notes. Tom“teaches” it.
Real analysis makes math majors question why they chose that major.
by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx April 15, 2024
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real high kid

-someone who's really high
-a n00b at smoking marijuana
stoner one- *laughs un-controllably and falls over*
stoner two- damn dude. that's one real high kid right there.
by Kotton Kopter March 16, 2008
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LSC: Real Life

LSC: Real Life is a game that was released in 2015 and is very popular in LSC. The game is centered around LSC and the protagonist (You) fighting creatures and teachers. It is fun to play even though you will certainly get triggered over fighting dumb bosses.
A sequel to the game was released in late 2021 and is called LSC: Real Life 2: Invasion of Wang Lao. It is about the mysterious creature Wang Lao and the incoming virus known as WangLao-21. This game is possibly a reference the COVID-19 pandemic.
Dude 1: Yo! You been playing LSC: Real Life 2?
Dude 2: No it sucks
Dude 1: You suck
by skeps_fuckery November 3, 2021
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real-make

A term used to describe a movie remake which follows the original source material more closely than the first movie.
People keep crying about the new Total Recall movie without actually realizing that its a REAL-make, not a lame copy. Read a book folks...
by shawndo919 August 12, 2011
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