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dutch pickle

Traditional Netherlander method of preserving the penis of deceased husband in brine to be used by the wife in perpetuity. First usage dates to late 16th century Amsterdam.
"The Dutch pickle everything. Even penises. Hence: the dutch pickle."
by Moon Daddy November 26, 2020
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dutch pickle

Preserving in brine the detached penis of the Dutch husband after death. First usage traced to late 16th century Amsterdam, the dutch pickle pre-dates the modern dildo by four hundred years.
"The Dutch pickle everything, even penises. Hence: the dutch pickle."
by Moon Daddy November 26, 2020
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Fickle pickle

A penis that changes its mind frequently. One day it suffers from premature ejaculation, and the next it can't get off. There is no known cause of a pickle being fickle, but fickle pickles like a good tickle.
I was with this guy last night who had a fickle pickle. He had no problem getting an erection, but it deflated after 5 seconds. But he said that I had to tickle the fickle pickle, and it popped right back up!
by BigDaddyC6969 December 2, 2020
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Dill pickle

A fat cock that has shriveled up into a micro pp
Oh wow that’s a dill pickle
by Coochie man 445 December 19, 2020
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Bathroom Pickle

A pickle that has been brought into or has been grown in a bathroom. It must have the juice sucked out of it before it is consumed to be considered a "bathroom pickle that has lived it's best life."
"Man, Jessica brought some amazing and juicy Bathroom Pickles to the party last night."
by BabyImABozo January 9, 2021
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Provenance Pickle

An involuntary bowel movement upon hearing the value of an antiquity.
Charlotte was on Antiques Roadshow with that ugly painting she had hanging behind the chiffonier in her boudoir. When she found out it was worth $69,0000 she lost control and beefed a Provenance Pickle into her bloomers.
by Beef Mcgriddle February 13, 2021
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Triple Pickle

When a girl has sex with three guys at once or three guys in one day.
What did you do last night? Oh I met some guys and we went back to my place and I did the triple pickle.
by JuicyBum February 15, 2021
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