A poop chip is when you have bascially shitted on yourself and you let it sit in your underwear for a long periodically time . Then you let it crust over and when its done crusting over you peel it off and it looks like a poop chip or aka a pringle.
by Na'Khiya October 8, 2018
Get the Poop Chip mug.When a guy realizes his toilet bowl has leftovers from his last poop stuck on the side of the bowl, and he chooses to strategically aim his piss stream to wash it away rather than actually clean his toilet.
"Man, your toilet is nasty. Shouldn't you clean that before your girl comes over?"
"Nah, I'm too tired for that. I'll just poop piss it clean."
"Nah, I'm too tired for that. I'll just poop piss it clean."
by NotChicago March 31, 2017
Get the Poop piss mug.An explosion of liquid ass out of your butthole. Normally goes hand in hand with cramps and a firey sensation in your butt.
by kd2950 June 24, 2019
Get the squirt poop mug.When you swap someone's grape nuts cereal with litterbox cakes and have their drunk and/or high friend consume it.
by Mortasaurus January 13, 2014
Get the poop cereal mug.A miraculous and very pleasant poop that requires minimal wiping (and time) to complete, while enduring a long flight that lacks a readily available quiet and relaxing poop conducive environment.
"Oh, man. The flight from the US to London was brutal. I especially regret eating those buffalo wings and baby back ribs before departure."
"Are you serious, man? You must have had an awful time. Did you shit yourself?"
"No actually I was lucky. Usually that shit goes right through me but I think the gods were on my side this time. I had an airplane poop."
"Dude, you must have a guardian angel. Theres no way I could eat greasy ribs and wings and be lucky enough to have a perfect poop like that."
"Are you serious, man? You must have had an awful time. Did you shit yourself?"
"No actually I was lucky. Usually that shit goes right through me but I think the gods were on my side this time. I had an airplane poop."
"Dude, you must have a guardian angel. Theres no way I could eat greasy ribs and wings and be lucky enough to have a perfect poop like that."
by 0kmw7 June 16, 2009
Get the airplane poop mug.The Testing of Whether or not one enjoys the passing of a massive hard poo, signifiying that the anal cavity has been stimulated. Oh that also makes you a total fag for likin havin it in your butt.
"Dude have you ever taken one of those dumps that felt SOO good after its out?"
"dude thats the poop test! You love the cock!"
"dude thats the poop test! You love the cock!"
by Shits N. GIggles October 2, 2006
Get the poop test mug.Poop butt describes someone who tries to be cool but has some serious flaws showing that they are a square except that they don't seem to know it. Or a generally cool but sloppy disgusting person. Nothing is wrong with being a square but you should just be who you are. The Poop Butt's gestures and manner of dressing will most often tell that he isin't who you say you are. If you have a ketchup stain on your shirt while getting ready at home but you still decide to wear it to the school dance is Poop Butt-esque. To have some shoes that smell BAD and it was noticed in an awkward social situation that people will remember. When you are trying to date a hard-to-get very attractive woman and you try to woo her with your 1996 Toyota Camry, your job at wal mart with benefits and you were caught digging in your nose right out front of her office. That is the folly of a Poop Butt. Wearing new gymshoes but they have a big blop of chilli on the laces and you wear them as if none of the ladies at the local hangout you hope to score with are not going to notice or you sloppily wipe it off making a greasy mess across the top of your shoe. Lazy and sloppy people who ignore certain hygeine or social protocol but not in a small way. They do it as large as day and don't know that they look stupid. Or it could be a person who through sloppiness in mind and/or action shows that he is not cool or tough and always tells more about himself than people want to know.
Man 1: Hey, lets call Ronnie to hangout with us. He has that Toyota Camry we can all fit in there to go meet the girls.
Man 2: Hell naw! That Poop Butt *ss dude? He will drive the girls away or do these crazy dances to make them laugh but they are laughing AT him.. Not with him.
Man 1: Yeah you're right. Lets call Ray, he's cool.
Man 2: Hell naw! That Poop Butt *ss dude? He will drive the girls away or do these crazy dances to make them laugh but they are laughing AT him.. Not with him.
Man 1: Yeah you're right. Lets call Ray, he's cool.
by Johnny Bravo April 23, 2005
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