JOsh: dude ull never guess what just happened?
Tom: what?
Josh: i just got some serious deja poo
Tom: i fuckin hate you
Dave: same
Tom: what?
Josh: i just got some serious deja poo
Tom: i fuckin hate you
Dave: same
by fnd August 22, 2008
by Rango dean January 17, 2018
The relaxing bowel movement that you take while sipping your favorite cold beer in the bathroom. It can be accompanied by that novel or magazine you keep in the spare drawer under the sink closest to the toilet.
by webtelly December 23, 2011
Dilemma which occurs when you need to shit but are far away from the nearest toilet. Running will get you there faster but the natural laxative qualities of running will make you want to shit more. Walking doesn't make you want to shit nearly as much but it takes you twice as long to get to the toilet. Hence, you are caught in a Catch 20-Poo.
by wendyclark July 11, 2010
by Rose likes pie November 17, 2009
By nature it happens to the most unluckiest people to ever roam this earth...they walk and manage to stand in dog poo.
A poo shoe menace is a poo shoe predator, they seem to attract dog poo to the shoe all the time.
Also noted, is that these subjects, seem to be the only people to ever manage to stand in dog dirt and not notice, thus ends up spreading the dog poo on the pavement, in your house, on your car mats and finally onto bottom of your shoe somehow.
Poo shoe menace predators are sometimes not easily spotted out in the streets, due to their careful nature of hiding such negative traits. One thing to check for when seeking a poo shoe menace, is too check your own shoes, to see if you have a poo shoe.
A poo shoe menace is a poo shoe predator, they seem to attract dog poo to the shoe all the time.
Also noted, is that these subjects, seem to be the only people to ever manage to stand in dog dirt and not notice, thus ends up spreading the dog poo on the pavement, in your house, on your car mats and finally onto bottom of your shoe somehow.
Poo shoe menace predators are sometimes not easily spotted out in the streets, due to their careful nature of hiding such negative traits. One thing to check for when seeking a poo shoe menace, is too check your own shoes, to see if you have a poo shoe.
"That dude is a poo shoe menace, he has poo on his shoe".
"Gary is a poo shoe menace to society".
"Did you smell that dog poo, oh Gary must have had stepped into dog poo again, he likes to poo shoe".
"Gary is a poo shoe menace to society".
"Did you smell that dog poo, oh Gary must have had stepped into dog poo again, he likes to poo shoe".
by kvd February 05, 2008
by Youseisaproperword July 16, 2018