person-thing

When you mean to use the word thing but say person instead and then try to correct yourself.

That's a nice person-thing for you to do.

by Gammatical March 1, 2021

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Cool Person

Not You, your ex's boyfreind/girlfreind or the Person you can't talk to because you're not cool enough.

Person 1: "Am I a cool person?"

Person 2: "Dude, we're in the middle of an exam."

Person 1: "wdym?"

Person 2: "wdym, wdym?"

Person 1: "-_-"*slowly looses consciousness and dies*

by Phinms March 22, 2023

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The person that got enchanted by the Almighty Person 32, but he doesn't seem to understand how useful is that.
Long story short, he likes to play around with time traveling and timeline shifting. (OMG TPOT REFERENCE)

Person 1: I am so freaking bored.
Person 33: How about we play around with timelines?
Person 1: Sounds like a bad idea honestly.
Person 33: Oh, you just don't understand.
*Person 33 transfers himself into a different year*
*Timeline breaks*
Guy 475: WAIT WHAT
*Timeline breaks again*
Man 2763: WHY AM I MAN 2763 NOT PERSON 1?
*Timeline breaks again again*
Woman 69: HEEEEEEELP
*Timeline breaks again again again*
Cat 3 : MEOW MEOW????!!
*Timeline breaks for the last time, i hope*
Dog - : WOOOF WOOF WOOF!!!!!!!!!!!
*Timeline breaks again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again*
Enrspo 1: HPEL!!! VEERTYHGNI SI KOBNER!!!!!!!
*The timeline keeps breaking frequently*
Eeirut 6;'3258: jdvdgyyfcdddgdnjy
*Person 33 comes back to this timeline*
Person 33: What happened? I was just taking a shit in 1534

by The person creator October 9, 2025

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Personning

The act of being a person

Brendan is broken, he is not very good at personning.

by Y0y0ninja December 31, 2018

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Person attachment syndrome (PAS)

Type 1- When a person 1 becomes friends with person 2 and suddenly they become best friends and inseparable because the person 1 either needs something(drugs, Money, clout e.t.c.) or is desperate

Type 2- When a person starts dating/crushing on somebody and they are immediately attached and the never wanna talk about/think/ be with anybody else but that person because they are either wanna look good for other people, they are desperate, or they are using them(sex, Money,drugs,clout,e.c.t.)

Example of type 1:

Person 1- Have you seen Emily? I have been looking for her for like 30 minutes!

Person 2- She’s probably with Kate, she’s totally got Person attachment syndrome(PAS)

Example of type 2:
Person 1- Did you see Emma’s story with her new boyfriend Jack? They are acting like they have been dating for months!

Person 2- I know I say it too, she’s got a bad case of person attachment syndrome (PAS)

You can also just insert a persons name in front in syndromes like “jack syndrome”

by CöölDüdë_ April 12, 2019

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