nerd

Brandon

Brandon is a fucking nerd

by Lick_my_stick February 1, 2019

Nerd

A person who loves to read books, always needs to study, streotype, wears glasses.

⚠️ATTENTION⚠️
NERD IS NOT SOMEONE WHO HAS GOOD GRADES

Kylie is a nerd!
Why is he so nerdy!?

by Renet_Gacha-Life.cz August 8, 2020

Nerd's Corollary

The logical, if frustrating realistic corollary to Moore's Law regarding the number of transistors on a microchip. In as much as Moore's Law is used to estimate reductions in the cost per unit of computers, so will the reduced cost of the computers be converted to more processors purchased if the programmers are left unchecked.

The following conversation could have been avoided if Fred had applied the Nerd's Corollary to the purchase of new computers:

"Fred, I thought you said that if we bought the quad core machines, we could reduce the number of computers in the server room and save costs. Why do we have more servers than when we started and are over budget?"

"Well, we needed more machines because with the new speed and power, we discovered we could re-thread the re-factored process and parallelize the... (Fred's eyes glaze over and the rest of the information is lost in this discussion)"

by Metalman007 December 4, 2012

Nerd neck

Just a freaking nerd neck, what you think?

Shut up nerd neck...

Skyler Adreon made this so shut up Jerry your a nerd neck!

by L.skee July 8, 2019

True Nerd

Someone that is a nerd by heart, not by correlation.

Did you know that Emma is a true nerd?

by NotCLC June 2, 2023

Nerd Table

A table in a college or university canteen/cafeteria that is located beside several power outlets. Commonly claimed by several science students or other computer geeks and manned/womaned almost all day by at least one person. If an outsider sits near them for the purpose of using a free outlet it is considered very rude to those in the nerd group.

Dan: Sh#t, my laptop battery's almost dead but there's no free nerd tables.

Jim: Just sit over there with those ones, they won't bite.

Dan: That short chick from Dental Nursing will...

by tehferalhamster August 25, 2010

nerd

The people who will actually be happy in life instead of playing Genshin Inpact in the basement for 17 hours 🤮😭🙏🙏
They will have a life and money
Meanwhile if you don’t care about grades then ripbozo see you when you are homeless 😊

Bully: That nerd is so dorky.
Nerd: At least I know stuff.
35 years later
Grown up bully: Why tf am I homeless?

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 9, 2025