Turd Muffin

A turd that is shaped like a banana nut muffin.

Hey everybody, come and look at my turd muffin that I just pinched off into the toilet.

by Peck R. Wood March 10, 2017

muffin

how badboyhalo sees everyone

bbh: DREAM YOU ARE SUCH A MUFFIN!

by blackbelt314 February 18, 2021

Muffin

A masculine woman who dresses manly (but is still feminine ) and loves Muff Diving .

The lady and her stud muffin caused a commotion at Walmart.

by Trucker3308004 March 7, 2025

Muffin

An adorable person
They do be wholesome and loveable

They always help when you need help
They say they aren't adorable but in reality are a wholesome little bean
They are a Muffin head

'Alex is such an adorable little muffin head'

by jayne/jason bean November 26, 2020

muffin

A muffin is just an ugly cupcake.=

Alli:I ate a muffin. i love muffins
Jake:A muffin is just an ugly cupcake, but we love them anyways!

by shut up stalker March 2, 2008

Muffin

Pansexual trans

Yeah, Muffin is pansexual

by Bakersboi January 20, 2024

Muffin top Monday

When you have alot of fluff in the waist and your pants are too tight

Damn she bent over and it was muffin top monday

by Warcat March 16, 2020