Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch

Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.

Is it any surprise how badly he did? That idiot can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch.

by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016

if you're over here who's flickering the lights?

Squidward’s famous words before he got his bussy chopped off by the hash slinging slasher

“I am not flickering the lights you dumb shit”
“if you're over here who's flickering the lights?”

by Bakakakakakak April 28, 2021

bud light in the loafers

See "light in the loafers"

Bob: Is Jimmy drinking what I think he's drinking?
Carl: ya... You know Jimmy. He's always been a little bud light in the loafers.
Bob. ...true. Hey. Grab my a Yeungling from the cooler.

Carl: You got it man.

by pseudosymmetry May 24, 2023

Trash Lighting

Trying to gaslight publicly on a large scale to take credit for accomplishments of others or fake diseases or other sob stories. Usually 'Trash Lighting' is used to get laid, make money through go-fundme, or get out of a good old fashion ass beating.

That Drew dude that I gave $300 to his go-fundme for cancer bills said he will pay me back when he gets his royalty payment from producing Kendrick Lamar's new album. Is he TRASH LIGHTING me?

by Captain Rockso March 9, 2025

time light

light that can cause an effect into the past or future.

I was on the porch and time light was used in front of me.

by Kevinw05 September 3, 2022

Light friends

Mature way of saying "friends with benifits". Used when adults are in the beginning stages of a relationship when sex is encouraged by both parties.

I would like to be light friends with you.

by LadyRose July 7, 2016

Red Lights lvly

a famous rapper known for sexually harassing predominantly african teenagers. Also used as a “move” when harassing african teenagers.

“Did you hear Darren hit a Red Lights lvly?”

by jake230713892 April 17, 2024