by Zachary<33 May 22, 2025
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“Look bro he’s benching 405x20 and he’s got 3 girls with him and drives a gtr nismo”
“He’s such a fucking Jacob”
“He’s such a fucking Jacob”
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Not Jewish as commonly mistaken.
Gorgeous but taken.
Will love you like he loves Jesus Christ.
Not Jewish as commonly mistaken.
Gorgeous but taken.
Will love you like he loves Jesus Christ.
"Yo, shnoz what's up"
"Please stop calling me that, John"
"Awh, No Jacob Lingershoz, I won't stop. Not even for you."
"Please stop calling me that, John"
"Awh, No Jacob Lingershoz, I won't stop. Not even for you."
by ayyyy yo November 2, 2021
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Girl 2:no he will never date me
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Girl 1 : Jacob was at my house tonight and he touched me like no other
Girl 2:no he will never date me
Jacob: hey girls wanna hang out some time
Girl 1 and 2: havfhsiaiejwbtbdkqi
Girl 1 : Jacob was at my house tonight and he touched me like no other
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