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jacob monk

Has an amazing and beautiful wife!
His favorite words are geeeee!, snips, chips, MOTH!, chippa, rascal, sizzla, meat hamma, hem rota, and ATOR MEH which is hem rota spelled backwards.
Loves his wife, fishin, huntin, welding, and his bad ass Ford f-150.
Red seal fine cut natural is what this rascal dips.
Jacob monk is an awesome chippa!
by Gatorgar December 21, 2016
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Jacob

A very very very very very very very amazing looking guy (pause) is sweaty at warzone and can draw
Some one would walk up to Jacob and say omg omg omg omg your the worlds greatest Jacob
by Juto yukaze September 8, 2021
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Jacob Frost

A corpulent man with greasy, unkempt skin exudes an unpleasant stench that clings to the air around him. Deep creases in his flesh harbor patches of mold and smegma, hinting at years of neglect. His disheveled appearance and sour odor make his presence difficult to ignore.
The huzz spoke in hushed whispers about Jacob Frost, whose decrepit and grotesque appearance was matched only by the foul stench that lingered in his wake.
by Goondalf, the great December 23, 2024
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Jacob barlow moment

Weirdly horny, weirdly hyper masculine , or just weird.
“Jacob barlow moment

Fuck you tim”
by Jacob barlow May 25, 2022
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Jacob

Alright, so, from what everyone says, Jacobs are really nice and are the guys of your dreams and blah blah blah, but heres the truth. They go onto some sort of mental health service atleast 3 times a week but they try to hide it, and this is coming from a jacob. Its not funny, were so gifted yet we have so many disabilities, and we also crush the most, but were never good enough
im a Jacob and i used kidshelpline 6 times this week
by notjakey November 26, 2023
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Jacob

Kids named jacob are fat and ugly. whenever i see a jacob i want to drop kick and shit in his face. a real idiot with no sense of humor. if you are a jacob i'm sorry for you im sorry no one likes you becuase you are ugly and rude
go away jacob! i dont wanna see your tangy face
by shrekbabies4 March 18, 2020
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Jacob

A sexy goodlooking male, with a huge dick that you would drool over
i wish i was jacobs gf
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