snow

As a floridian I really cant tell you what it is, so by making this I wasted your time. The closest we ever get to snow is the crushed up ice used to cool our beers

why are you still reading

lemme explain it to you slowly
I CAN'T DESCRIBE SNOW
snow

by jikfer May 16, 2020

snow

To talk bollocks to fool people.

"Woah that guy was really snowed, he had no idea who you reallly were!"

by 2eu2 February 05, 2021

Snow-figure

A more naturalistic alternative to "snow-person" that preserves the gender neutrality and can also be used for other animals and things.

We dawned our coats and ventured into the snow to make a seductive and voluptuous snow-figure.

by ApricotFields July 31, 2020

Minnesota Snow Storm

The act of ejaculating on your partner outside in the middle of winter.

It was getting hot and heavy so we we went outside and I gave her a Minnesota Snow Storm.

by Daneomania March 04, 2022

Brown Snow

Taking a shit in the snow with extreme diarrhea dying the snow brown.

That Taco Bell hit me hard, it made me stop and make brown snow.

by ReggieWillMake December 11, 2021

Tennessee Snow Blower

When a girl you take home from Broadway (in Nashville) does a rail of cocaine off an erect dick and then follows it up with a blow job

I offered her some of that good powder and she gave me a Tennessee Snow Blower, as a thank you.

by Dirtypianoman April 25, 2025

Spiritual Snow Day

A day when the soul feels that institutions should be closed. Nature is calling for you to have a day off from work or school, but lacks the proper requisite precipitation to facilitate. May be used in both areas that expect snowfall or not, and is absolutely valid regardless of the season.

Franklin: "My family back home in Jersey just got 8 inches of snow, I'm taking a spiritual snow day."
Franklin's Boss: "I can respect that. See you in the AM."

or

Kelly: "I can't make it in today."
Jeff: "Why not?"
Kelly: "It's a spiritual snow day. They haven't plowed yet, and I can't make it in."
Jeff: "...We're in Flagstaff Arizona, what the heck are you talking about?"
Kelly: "Thanks for understanding, I'll see you tomorrow."

by Spookimaru January 16, 2024